My Head Doesn't Fit in My Shell

I know why the badger is the animal who represents Hufflepuff, super chill but become a monster when someone mess with them, I love badgers and all, BUT

I want to make a petition to make capybaras or oficial animal as well, and here’s why

That sweet thing right here is a capybara 

this is the biggest rodent on earth, with 134cm, and lives in south america, mostly in Brazil. It looks like a really big rat

In the Olympic Games in Brazil, some capybaras showed up at the golf course, and when the international golf players saw them, they literally turned around and ran away screaming…

From G1, a Brazilian newspaper, about the capybaras in the golf course:

“The site Los Angeles Times, from USA, defined capybaras as “strange creatures, the size of a pig.” On another article, (…) they playful questioned if it were, in Brazil, the equivalent of the Easter Bunny. No but I wishThey described the animal as a “giant hamster, friendly and incredibly sociable”, “a crossing between a squirrel and a pig.”

OKAY NOW WE KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT CAPYBARAS, BUT HERE COMES THE BEST PART

LOOK AT THIS

CAPYBARAS ARE LIKE THE MOST CHILL ANIMALS ON EARTH 

THERE IS NO ANIMAL WHO DOESN’T LIKE THEM AND THEY CAN CHILL WITH ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

LITERALLY IT’S A FUCKING ALLIGATOR AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEY’RE GOSSIPING ABOUT THE MONKEYS

here’s a video of the channel Marshable talking about them, and he says the best thing ever “don’t they just look like they might be really good listeners? I feel like I could tell a capybara all about my crappy week, and it would just totally be there for me.”

HUFFLEPUFF

there’s even a tumblr made just for pictures of animals on top of capybaras, @animalssittingoncapybaras, if you guys wants to see more….

they are the super chill, cool, tolerable, and amazing animal of all, and they deserve to be or official animal together with Badgers

reblog to sign my petition, and here are some more pictures that I got on animalssittingoncapybaras, just for your pleasure because they are super cute