The Adventures of the Pocket Ninja

DREAM TEAM - Fall 2014 CoEd Champs!!! ⚽️🏆⚽️🏆⚽️🏆 #DreamTeam #iLoveyouonthree

My name is Vic, and I'm kind of a big deal #noflexzone #tatted #sailortatted #iworkout #freeticketstothegunshow #HappyHalloween #ANNOYINGlycuteGIRLFRIEND (at CrossFit HARD)

This time last year we spent Diwali lighting fireworks and singing songs with a hundred girls at an orphanage in India. They braided our hair and wrapped us in our saris, popped bindhis on our foreheads, taught us how to pose and the rest was history #Diwali #FestivalOfLights #INDIA #ChinmayaVijaya 🙏 @jenn_ifer_lynn

@questlove 🎶 #Wynwood #Miami (at Wood Tavern)

Sorry, we'll stop spamming you tomorrow. #DoYouEvenBachelorette #6andahalfasians #itaintaboutthebenjamin #freethegiggle #rebamcintyreomcelebrityrehab #aintnomediocre (at The Pool @ Fontainebleau)

Last day in MIA 🌴 #FontaineBleau #Miami #wehaventrelapsedyet #yourebouttobeonebridesmaidshort #wheressharon (at Fontainebleau Miami Beach)

Do you even bachelorette?!?!? #JackiesBachelorette #Miami #itaintaboutthebenjamin #headcondom #lefttheblingathome #imkneeling #theresabigonerightthere #freethegiggle (at South Beach l Miami Beach)

5 am nourishment #WaffleBurger #BigPink #MiamiDiet #BottomlessPit (at Big Pink)

Because JACKIE!!!!!! #Carnage #STORYMiami #SoBe #BacheloretteParty (at STORY Miami)

Miami Day 2 🌴 #canistartafireinthere #drinkitchugitCHUGIT #freethegiggle #randothelithuanian #letthebassdrop #aintnomediocre #SoBe #Miami (at South Beach l Miami Beach)

First night in Miami 💃#itsnotaboutthebenjamin #lefttheblingathome #sixandahalfasians #whoslithuanian ?!?! (at LIV Nightclub At The Fountainbleau)

Miami bound ✌️#PocketNinja - See you soon ladies 💃💃💃💃 @msjea @lehnderlove @frijolitaaa @sharonpare @jenn_ifer_lynn ✈️ (at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport)

He PUT A Ring on it!!! 💍 #JackiesBridalShower #FutureMrsPavone #ineedabasetanformiami #shesnoputa 😂 (at The Palisades of Bethesda)

Shoutout to my new babies. Wish #Nike had more choices for women so for now these are my custom lifters and they are shmexy. 💪💪 #ReebokCrossFit #getmedoe #PRtime (at CrossFit HARD)

Caught enough mackerel to feed a small army... of infants. #icaughtseven #threwbackfour #Maine #BoothBayHarbor #fishinglife 🐟🐟🐟 (at Boothbay Harbor)

Highlight of my day: helping Coco into her Princess Elsa dress and watching her make blue bubbles - birthday gifts from Uncle Vic 😄

8Bizzles out on the town #laymedown #adamsmorgan #nurseswag (at Roofers Union)