The Plump Bumblebee

Nightingale: *raises eyebrows* Seawoll: The fuck did you say?!

Peter: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Beverly: Peter: Hello? World's most amazing mother-to-be?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? Beverly: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

Peter: *trying to buy a Father's Day card* Peter: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Peter: How about "You banged my mum?" Associate: No... Peter: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Peter: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

Nightingale: Are you ever going to listen to me? Seawoll: Yes. Absolutely. Nightingale: When? Seawoll: When you're right.

Peter: We have fun, don’t we, Sahra? Sahra: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Peter: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked* Nightingale: What did you do?! Peter: NOBODY DIED! Nightingale: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Peter: Sir? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping. Nightingale: I'll stop twice on the way back.

Lesley: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Peter: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Abigail: You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Nightingale: I know you snuck out last night, Peter. Peter (thinking): Play dumb! Peter: Who's Peter? Peter (thinking): NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Seawoll: Let’s write Nightingale a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

Peter: What the hell is wrong with you? Lesley: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

Peter: I have a cunning plan. Sahra: I have Dr Walid and Nightingale on speed dial.

*Nightingale and Peter skipping stones across a river* Nightingale: It’s such a beautiful evening. Peter, whispering: Take that. And that. And that.

Dr Walid, setting down a card: Ace of spades Peter, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Abigail, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Nightingale: What are we playing?