Walking Contradiction

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

How many times can the same thing break your heart?

As long as you love it.

“as long as you love it” this really hit me

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

Netflix has a lot of nerve crying and screaming and throwing up and having a tantrum about how password sharing is killing their business and making them hemorrhage money and how they're just struggling to stay afloat, then turning around and spending 72 billion dollars trying to become a monopoly by buying fucking Warner Bros

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

the artists that draw our favorite characters laughing together in kitchens are the pillars of the world, carrying its weight from collapse.

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location