You are the witch. I am your cat.

I lol’d

If you guys eat pussy for 45 minutes then that's probably because you don't right in with no foreplay. #blameyourself

Bruh this shit is such an amazing feeling

Reposting in a year to see what I look like then. 😅

...........😒

I feel attacked 

Dead.

Do tell.

DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH POTENTIAL!!!!

Why are y’all yelling at me?

Screaming at me indeed.

make no mistake i love the ocean with my whole heart but deep water terrifies me so much.. what’s goin on down there? nothing i want to be a part of

@slimj0n

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

A goddamn painting

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.