Custom Cards Against Humanity Cards v. 2
I made a few posts a while ago about some custom Cards Against cards that I had made for my game and the post was getting so long, so here's round two.
Seeing someone as a bridge between two dicks and not as a person.
A framed photocopy of an oil painting of Paris, France.
Strangling a rock in the midst of religious excitement. (It's Such a Beautiful Day)
When the Fire Nation attacked. (Avatar)
A marriage-destroying game of Monopoly.
That mild asphyxiation fetish of yours getting out of hand and leading to your death.
A woman named Faith who has a story of molestation for everytime she heard the song Personal Jesus.
Agressively Chicken Dancing Towards Someone.
The omnipresent cloud over North Vancouver.
Knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by one's zest for Kung Fu treachery! (Black Dynamite)
A secret passive aggressive fork language.
Doing shots out of a used Diva Cup.
Crossdressing for Justice.
Responsible Necromancers.
...and Weena Mercator as the Hopping Woman. (Freakazoid)
"PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA!"
Gently fucking someone with a chainsaw. (Heathers)
Putting things into defense mode! (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Buying sliced fruit at Whole Foods and not seeing the irony of it.
Smoking Raisins. (Clone High)
Erwin Schrodinger killing you like a cat in a box, maybe.
Crushing Australia with the dwarf planet Pluto.
Just saying 'No' to babies.
A German-style board game where you invade Poland.
Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes.... from a cup. (Dr. Tran)
A faceless grinder profile.
A More Wretched Hive of Villainy and Scum.
An area rug that really ties the room together.
People who wear pajamas in public.
Standing on the left side of an escalator like an animal.
Causation VS Correlation Statistics.
A pink haired prince with a scissor sword. (Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency)
A 400 square foot apartment that rents for +$2,000 a month.
That one answer card with an obscure reference that one one gets.
The Rim job of a lifetime.
The thing we don't talk about...
That thing we don't talk about.. but should.
Yet another Star Wars movie..
Wearing shoes indoors like an American.
The fine line between fandom and life destroying obsession.
Hoards of the unwashed masses.
A Hetronormative gender fuck.
We all know girls are made up of Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice... But what are boys made up of..? [Play 3]
_________ , you said it and now we're thinking about it. (Big Mouth)
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
_____ is a byproduct of Holland's vast tulip industry.
What's the catch phrase sweeping the nation?
________ will be down at your local record store this Tuesday from 4-9 just giving out hot dickings! (Dr. Tran)
Vancouver's hottest new club is ______. It has EVERYTHING. ____ , ______ and even _____! [Play 4] (Saturday Night Live)
Do you want Ants?! Because _______ is how you get ants! (Archer)
Two sane guys doing _____. (Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency)
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