Jorge: I would wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

Thomas: Janson, with all do respect: you are a major dick.

Newt: I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Minho [to Thomas]: I have no idea if this is going to work, but I'm really attracted to you right now.

Newt: Depressed? I'm the furthest thing from depressed.

Jorge: Brenda isn't my daughter, she's my friend. Wait, does everyone think she's my daughter?

Thomas after his first day as a runner: Everything hurts. Running is impossible.

Thomas: No, no, no. That's too mu- too much responsibility for me. I gotta find a way out of this.

Gally: I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.