My Tortured Poets Department Theoryyy
I haven't seen that much analysis of the letter she posted to preface the album... I think it's supposed to be significant. It reads like a riddle/spell/forewarning... I'm gonna deep-dive analyze it here, but basically I think the letter spells out what each side of the album is going to be about... now that she released the tracklist (thanks to the krayziefemale tiktok leak... which also deserves investigating), we know there are 4 sides. Based on the letter, my theory is that each side is going to tell present different parts of the whole story:
Side A - My Tarnished Coat of Arms
Fortnight ft. Post Malone
The Tortured Poets Department
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
Side B - My muses, talismans, and charms
Florida!!! ft Florence and the Machine
Side C - The tick, tick, tick of love bombs
Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
Side D - My veins of pitch black ink
I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
Bonus Track - The Manuscript
I want to say too while this might be pure clownery in terms of the categorization, I think that there could be some truth to the letter signifying the major themes of this album's songs. I also saw a twitter thread on how this can be interpreted as a meta-commentary on her role as a celebrity and her songwriting, which makes a lot of sense! Writing songs about personal pain and love and etc. is a lot like entering pieces into evidence (into the court of public opinion), and she might be playing into how we all analyze everything to death that she releases!
Ok deep dive on the letter so you can see how I came to my conclusion lets go.....
"And so I enter into evidence..."
Evidence is entered so that a jury/judge can make their decision, or in this case the court of public opinion
She believes that the following pieces of evidence, or songs, are vital to the album's narrative
Implies that there is "another side" opposing her argument
"My tarnished coat of arms..."
A coat of arms is a “heraldic bearing” or shield, used to “establish identity in battle”, could represent a person/country/etc.
Tarnished means “lose or cause to lose luster” or “make or become less valuable or respected”
Worn, dirtied, from war? Implies she defended herself or fought for something… and the worn coat of arms is the proof that she did
“Tarnished” here can also be interpreted metaphorically-- allegiances and loves that she once fought for/with, that have faded since
She has often defended her principles, experiences, truth in her music as if "in battle"
NOTE - This isn't her first time using war/battle imagery in recent years...
“So yeah it’s a war, it’s the goddamn fight of my life and you started it” from Ivy
“Fighting in only your army” from YLM, “Tore your banners down, took the battle underground” from The Great War
"I tried to pick my battles til the battle picked me" and "When I dropped my sword" from Long Story Short
"When did all our lessons start to look like weapons pointed at my deepest hurt?" from happiness
"My muses, acquired like bruises..."
Muse - "a person or personified force who is the source of inspiration for a creative artist"
She is submitting her "muses", creative inspirations... plural... as evidence-- why and who? Probably her loves and friends lost
She is clarifying that these muses were "acquired like bruises", which I interpreted as to say that no love of hers has come and gone without leaving their indelible and painful mark on her
NOTE - This isn't the first time using bruising as imagery in recent years...
"My knuckles were bruised like violets" from The Great War
"The mark you saw on my collarbone..." from Maroon
"Past the blood and bruise..." from happiness
"My talismans and charms..."
Talisman is a "an object, typically an inscribed ring or stone, that is thought to have magic powers and to bring good luck"
Her muses are her talismans and charms... the work they have inspired have become her lucky charms for her future and life's work
"The tick, tick, tick of love bombs..."
Love bombing is a manipulation tactic, "an attempt to influence a person by demonstrations of attention and affection
The repetition of "tick" evokes the sound bombs make before they are set off-- perhaps the signs of manipulation to come
I like to interpret this line more in the way that she in love-bombed by the public-- adored one day, and then loathed the next (think 2016 and reputation), this might all be part of the narrative that she is wanting to tell in TTPD
NOTE - Her use of bomb imagery and descriptions of manipulation in recent years...
"Uh huh, the bombs were closer..." in The Great War
"I greet you with a battle hero's welcome" in tolerate it, a song that can be interpreted about being manipulated to think because your partner is older/wiser they matter more and "know best", you rely on their approval for emotional validation
"My veins of pitch black ink"
Ink in veins is a phrase that is used to refer to a writer's "predisposition, interest in, and passion for the written word"
In this album she is presenting her passion for writing
Let me know any thoughts or corrections you might have!