Krypto Is Better

… i need to know clark’s stories.

i was being sarcastic! you acted like it was such a big deal “i guess i’ll give him a shot,” it was funny! did bruce traumatize you, too? damn.

you’re so generous, konnie.

you’re so generous, konnie.

fr, it’s kinda trippy but nice. he’s apologized to me like 30 times for the things my bruce has done and it’s like– that ain’t you, bub. 😂

this one is nice. you’d like him.

have you met him

yeah, it was weird. but he said he knew it because it was so stupid. new bruce is a trip. i feel like he knows everyone’s orders in his heart for good reasons. i ‘unno how i feel about it.

okay well, they also know mine and the diner i go to after every patrol knows exactly how i like my waffles. and even bruce knows my coffee order and knew it before he implemented his entire “let me write down everyone’s favorites and put it in their files” thing he thinks we don’t know about.

why embarrassing? you like what you like, dude. if it makes you happy, then it’s worth it. i doubt she’s judging you or anything. they make coffee. they see people every day all the time, i promise.

she probably has a little crushie on you, kon.

…you will be a problem. but i shall do, thank you.

yes. i will make sure coffee and donuts are there every study session. you will be paid. be quiet.

i’ll just pay you what my top tutors used to get paid, then. stubborn.