now that you're dead

Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

If I’m telling you how I feel and you make it seem like we arguing, I ain’t telling you how I feel no mo

i wake up from my nap. i have no idea what time it is. my head hurts. my lips feel numb and are stuck together with drool. my hair is all over the place. i fear that i have missed the apocalypse and am now the only one alive. my cat makes an annoyed noise as i shift in the bed.