dnp sideblog in the year of our lord 2025

a sam the surfer reference in the year of our lord 2025? remember what daniel howell took from us #pham #sil #knowyourherstory

ah yes my favorite british youtubers... (looks down at the smeared writing on my palm) nips and tips

dan seeing dirk and going "i can fix him" and phil saying he needs someone who can handle his chaos and im like oh im sure

and thus dan and phil play another game that we're never gonna see a second video of

the way phil gets turned off if any of the household objects start becoming just slightly more high maintenance than he thought... never beating the princess allegations

phil seeing betty and saying "im turning im going" AKSJFHSDKJH you heard it here first folks the one exception to this 6 on the kinsey scale is his bed

dan's reaction to the door is how we find out that dan enjoys being bossed around huh... phil being called a stinky baby (brat) and the power bottom jokes.. [red sniper dot appears on my forehead]

dan and phil 2.0 date everything is dream daddies on steroids (yaoi cocaine)... i just got to the front door and the way dan immediately lurched back and became flustered while phil is unimpressed is GOLD

"did you know i dyed that for dan it used to be pink" first of all it's so endearing that phil is still in his dye everything era but second of all we were ROBBED of dan wearing a pink bunny era hoodie.... photo editor phannies do your thing please. for the common good of humanity

sorry for not doing my job (parasocially blogging about these two men) because the mentals are disordering... do you still like me

vacations are usually extremely safe and enjoyable, the likelihood of dying on any given day usually is around 0.018%. dan and phil, who faces the very real possibility of mortal peril every time they step outdoors, is a medical anomaly and thus should not be counted.

you know dan and phil has something that’s one in a million the way the universe has been trying desperately to balance their luck at finding each other with back to back near death experiences

whenever you feel like you're being annoying and are taking space for no reason just remember dan howell at 18 years old kept bombarding his parasocial internet crush's twitter until he got his skype and now they are happily [redacted] in their shared home. #neverkillyourself #neverstopyapping

they weren’t lying huh. the whiskers really DO come from within

I know this is april fools and all but the primordial fear I felt when the mpreg short just went on. and on. and on

called it… dan and phil 2.0 is just rebranding the gaming channel as a couples’ channel AGSJSHSHSH