âIsnât this one of those things from that game you play?â he gestures at a holiday plush that was not from Sasukeâs mobile game at all, but a purple and white doll with bat ears. Close enough.
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âIsnât this one of those things from that game you play?â he gestures at a holiday plush that was not from Sasukeâs mobile game at all, but a purple and white doll with bat ears. Close enough.
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my 2-week work exercise ends tomorrow so if iâm not totally drained, iâll be getting to those event replies and my drafts! this goes for naruto and raihan as well. thank you!
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As much as Sasuke didnât want to admit it, Naruto was right. Back then he didnât want to listen to the knucklehead. He tried keeping himself closed off from everyone, especially Naruto. The only way heâd listen was through fighting, because he felt as though that was the only thing worth listening to.  âAlright, look. Maybe youâre rightâŚâ He waved his hand in a dismissive manner.
ââbut thereâs no reason for that now. We can actually clear the air with words instead of fists.â
He blinks, brows scrunching up as if heâs sure heâd misheard. Words instead of fists? Admitting he was right? Naruto wants to flinch and flush at the same time, but manages to do neither.
âIâd agree if it was a meeting of Hokage or somethinâ serious.â a thoughtful hum and a deep frown. There was no need to fight more than necessary--that was something he was striving towards. No need to create more orphans, more ninja children, more dead children. In that sense, Sasuke was right.
But this was different. Naruto liked to think that even if theyâd struggled a lot, he and Sasuke had communicated just fine in the end. In fact, compared to most of his relationships Sasuke was probably one of the few he actually understood to its fullest extent. He could say with full confidence that he understood Sasuke better than anyone, and that the feeling was mutual. Thatâs what he truly believed.
Naruto takes a step back, digging his heel into the ground. He grins with bared teeth. Heâll give the other a few moments to recognize the challenge and respond to it.
âWell câmon! Taijutsu only. I promise Iâll go easy on you since it seems like youâre goinâ soft.â not that that was a bad thing per say, but it was easier than admitting what he was really feeling about the exchange. Not when he barely understood it himself.Â
illtakeyourthroneâ:
ishgardâ:
Anyone else ever wanna just⌠make pre-established connections between characters without having to RP it out cuz youâre a tired busy adult?
Like just hit each other up with shenanigans and tomfoolery and âthey would totally do thisâ sorta bs.
badknifedadâ:
âDonât fucking sniff spray paint.âÂ
âYou talkinâ from experience or somethinâ, old man?â Wow, this guy looked like he needed a thousand year nap. Naruto returns to his project: a large and (probably) illegal graffiti piece featuring a giant tree and a weird woman with horns shooting fire out of her mouth. Heâs in the middle of his signature, which is really just his name with a large spiral on top of it.
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spoiler free dialogue  from  rian johnsonâs 2019 murder mystery, KNIVES OUT.  feel free to change pronouns or edit as found necessary !
â  i suspect foul play. â
â  how about a glass of milk ? â
â  maybe  he  left  you  a  cold  glass  of  milk  in  his  will,  asshole.  â
â youâre not getting bailed out,  not this time.  â
â  who is that guy ? â
â  i read a tweet about a new yorker article about you.  â
â  youâre famous ! â
â  are you baiting me ? â
â  how about some more cookies ? â
â  this could be the best thing to happen to all of you. â
â  why are you here ? â
â  i have eliminated no suspects. â
â  you  tell her,  or i will. â
â  thatâs some heavy duty conjecture. â
â  iâm warning you. â
â  are you goddamn insane ?! â
â  up  your  ass.  â
â matter of fact,  eat shit. â
â  definitely eat shit. â
â  i wonât eat an iota of shit.  âÂ
â  iâll slap that smug smile.  â
â  we gotta do this more often.  â
â  when people get desperate,  the knives come out.  â
â  this is a twisted web,  and we are not finished untangling it. â
â  i keep waiting for the big reveal.  â
â  i donât feel like talking,  iâm distraught.  â
â  you vicious little bitch.  â
â  in for a penny,  in for a pound.  â
â  you asshole.  â
â  youâve always been good to me. â
â what iâm about to say isnât gonna be easy,  and youâre gonna be upset. â
â  you all love twisting the knife into one another. â
â  you know something,  spill it.  â
â  did you just google that ? â
â  i did just google that. â
â  donât answer that if youâre gonna puke. â
â  what the shit ?! â
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send some letters to find out more about my muse  !
A  :  AFFECTION.  how does your muse show affection?
B  :  BOUQUET.  does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?
C  :  CHOCOLATE.  does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?
D  :  DATE.  what is your museâs ideal date? where / who with / etc?
E  :  EMBRACE.  does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?
F  :  FLIRT.  is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?
G  :  GIFT.  is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?
H  :  HEART.  is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?
I  :  I LOVE YOU.  does your muse find âi love youâ easy or hard to say?
J  :  JEALOUSY.  does your muse get jealous in a relationship?
K  :  KISS.  is your muse a good kisser? why / why not?Â
L  :  LOVE.  who does your muse love?
M  :  MOONLIGHT.  what is your museâs ideal date? where / who with / etc?
N  :  NAUGHTY.  what is your muse like in bed?
O  :  ODE.  does your muse have a way with words?
P  :  PARTNER.  what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?
Q  :  QUESTION.  would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?
R  :  ROMANCE.  is your muse a romantic or a cynic?
S  :  SWEETHEART.  did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?
T  :  TRUE LOVE.  does your muse believe in true love?
U  :  UNREQUITED.  has your muse had their heart broken?
V  :  VALENTINE.  how does your muse feel about valentineâs day?
W :  WEDDING.  would your muse get married? why / why not?
X  :  XOXO.  does your muse use / like pet names?
Y  :  YOURS.  does your muse get protective easily?
Z  :  ZZZ.  how many people has your muse slept with?

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âOhâŚSo youâre saying youâd rather fight me than talk because..you donât know how to express yourself? ..That explains a lot.â
Sasukeâs jab provokes a genuine laugh.
âReal funny, coming from you. As if youâd listen any other way back then!âwere it not for Kurama, heâd have the receipts to prove it; though that was referencing much more recent events rather than childhood squabbles. âNowâs just cuz itâs fun.â
âWhere I come from, trading fists with someone youâre close to lets you know what theyâre really feeling. Sometimes words just arenât enough, ya know?â especially when you were notoriously bad at words.
compactfighterâ:
âThe Hidden what? Iâve never heard of that name before. Guess thatâs some part of the world thatâs far away from Fodlan.â Maybe some place he would want to travel to see after the war is over. âHaha, alright. Good to know that youâre good with your fist, because some might say that I am the best there is.â The few times he would at least pamper himself was always when it came to his strength. âSamurai? âŚ. OOOOOOOH, wait no, those are the guys that always use swords. No no, Iâm really bad at swords. I guess you can compare it to something like⌠a Brigand.â
âThe Hidden Village of the Leaf!â he repeats it as-a-matter-of-factly. âItâs a ninja village. And that makes two of us, never heard of any âFodlanâ. What kinda name is that, anyway?â it sounded dumb, not gonna lie. What the hell was a Fodlan? Some kinda food? A fruit? Fruit-lan?
Naruto wasnât any good with swords either, but there was no reason to tell this guy that! Besides, heâs sure if he took a stab at using them he could definitely be an expert. He just didnât care about using swords when there were all sorts of cooler ninja tools.
The term âbrigandâ gives him reason to pause, frown deepening.
âWhat, are you some kinda thug who robs people!? Is that why you like to fight?!â
compactfighterâ:
âHaha, you know exactly what I mean! Iâm glad someone else sees this as the best way possible to learn about someone. The nameâs Caspar, and Iâm a pretty good fighter and not too shabby with an axe.â
There was no point in toning down his enthusiasm, not when this guy was obviously feeling it! âAnd Iâm Naruto Uzumaki, orange champion of the Leaf Village! I guess you could say Iâm pretty good with my fists.â his eyes grow wide, âWait wait WAIT!! Does that mean youâre some kinda samurai?!â a little short for a samurai, but somehow he knows better than to voice as much. Â
compactfighterâ:
âWoh wait a minute. You mean to say that you can fight with one another with our fist and still be on a date?â
âThatâs amazing! I hope my first date comes out like that. Even though Iâm still not interested.â
âThat sounds AWESOME!! No better way to get to know someone!â

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he is always at the front of their group, he is so excited to be travelingÂ
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âItâll make things easier on the both of us.â Sasuke crossed his arms with a sigh, then he glanced down at the floor. He was relieved that the switch had happened with Naruto, but now he had an entirely new set of issues where he was concerned. Naruto was his friend, but he was also loud and somewhat obnoxious. âI donât sound like that eitherâŚhm.â He looked back up at the other, brows furrowed in pensive contemplation. âWe donât know if this switch is all there is. There could be more to it. Continuing on like nothingâs happened is a stupid idea, especially in this dimension. Did you forget your lessons at the academy? A ninja looks for the underneath within the underneath.â He rubbed the side of his temple, feeling a headache coming on.
âStrong enough to look after myself, like always, ya knâ âŚ.ugh.â
Seeing Sasuke struggle is enough to make Naruto want to giggle. He wonât, but the temptation is alive and well.Â
âFine, youâre right. But itâs not like I was going to go out and cause trouble or anything. Sheesh.â though he frowns, itâs kinda nice being scolded like this. Feels familiar, feels good. Like he wasnât the hero of the village anymore, just regular old Naruto. Not that he necessarily minded the titles and prestige, but this was still comforting in its own way. Heâs sure no one back home would have any trouble scolding him despite circumstance, but there was just something specific about the way Sasuke did it.
Wait...was he a masochist or something? Totally weird! No, forget he thought anything! Eeugh!
âWeeeeeell...I was gonna suggest that we spar since I donât know anything about what you can do, and you donât know anything about what I can do. But I guess you just wanna stay inside til this blows over, right? Too scary and all that.â he shrugs, but the taunt is childishly obvious.