Overlaping life

Aries: "im going to every concert ever. i bought all of itunes. no one can stop me"

Taurus: saves most of money but throws huge fuckin parties every Friday with Nicki Minaj

Gemini: "what if i bought a boat and invited people on my boat only to tell them to get the fuck off my boat"

Cancer: "I've bought 10 dogs already today. tomorrow I buy the worlds population of cats"

Leo: buys own island and names it after themselves and everyone who lives there are dogs and friends no one else ever

Virgo: "i made a blog to update people on my rich life. i just booked Beyoncé for my birthday party"

Libra: millionaire by age 20 and takes the lyrics "im gonna swing from my chandelier" too seriously

Scorpio: finally subscribes to hulu plus

Sagittarius: wears black lace Elie Saab designer gown with necklace of diamonds and walks slowly down spiral staircases

Capricorn: buys 3 summer homes and a castle while on their private jet

Aquarius: "im going to buy the five oceans. i am Poseidon"