theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

KIROKAZE
Cosmic Funnies

Product Placement
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
🪼
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Jules of Nature
Game of Thrones Daily

if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
official daine visual archive
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell

shark vs the universe
NASA

ellievsbear
hello vonnie

seen from New Zealand

seen from Malaysia
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from Argentina

seen from Sweden

seen from Sweden

seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from France

seen from United States

seen from France
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Panama

seen from Panama
seen from United States
seen from Vietnam
seen from Bangladesh
@theodoresevillechipmunk
theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
i really enjoy using the dam standard in zbrush. i wish they had something similar in nomad - i haven’t found a close alternative yet. dam standard is such a useful tool and it has aided me greatly with adding fine details. the only downside is retopology can be a jightmare afterwards especially if you add deep grooves or need more topology than usual.
IS THIS TRUE SIMON @simonsevillechipmunk
the fat one
Reminds me of this I'm cryinggg😭 😭
Throw them at the elephant’s foot. i need to hear their pained squeals
WHAT THE FUCK UNCLE IAN @uncle-ian-destroyer-of-worlds
u think almond colour is ever gonna be a thing
Almond colour is indeed a thing, and it is different from beige.
General Beige: A broad category of warm, pale neutrals that spans from creamy off-whites to sandy, light browns. It often has cool, gray, or yellow undertones depending on the specific paint or textile.
Almond: A defined, buttery off-white that features pale, soft notes of pink and brown, directly mimicking the hue of the blanched nut. It sits right in the middle between cream and standard beige, appearing slightly warmer and rosier.
Here is the exact hex code and details for the colour almond.
am i even alive are you a munk fr holy shit this edible is crazy
SIMON THATS SO COOL @simonsevillechipmunk
Adjusting to life with a new baby + The science of motherhood
The first three months of being a parent can be some of the most challenging. So much changes as you get to know your baby, while trying to look after yourself as well. This is something I’ve put together that explains what you can expect as you adjust to having a new baby at home, as well as extra interesting science facts.
1. Adjusting to less sleep
Babies are not born knowing the difference between the natural day and night cycle, this typically develops at around three months old. Until then, it’s quite normal for babies to cry and sleep in short bursts. Putting babies on a schedule during this time isn’t effective and isn’t recommended. It’s best to let them sleep when they need to. I vaguely remember my chipmunk parents putting my brothers and I to sleep at different times instead of a fixed schedule.
As a new parent you will lose a lot of sleep. It’s important to take care of yourself. It’s scientifically proven that new mothers lose roughly 2 hours of sleep per night during the first five months, which is equivalent to missing hundreds of hours of sleep.
2. Mammals carry children on the left
Whether or not you are right or left handed, human mothers tend to carry their child on the left side of their body, especially in early months. This has to do with the brain’s layout - sensory information on the left side of the brain is processed on the right side. Emotions are also processed on the right hemisphere of the brain so observing the baby by holding it on the left side actually helps transmit social information to the right side more efficiently. Chipmunks carry their babies (pups) by the scruff of their neck, and the babies instinctually curl into a protective ball to make relocation easier.
3. Bottle feeding
Human mothers have been bottle-feeding since prehistory. Scientists analyzed ancient clay vessels from graves in germany, and they found the residue of milk from hoofed animals and officially identified these vessels as primitive baby bottles. The earliest date back more than 7,000 years
While we’re on the topic of the past, the ice age made mothers evolve better milk. Scientists suspect that a tweak to human’s breast tissue helped some populations survive the last ice age.
Roughly 20,000 years ago, vital vitamin D would have been increasingly difficult for babies dwelling at far-northern latitudes to harvest through sunlight and exposed skin. Luckily a genetic mutation arose in mothers’ breast ducts that some scientists think allowed for critical nutrients to flow into infants in vitamin D-deficient conditions.
Extra facts.
When breastfeeding, the hormones that are released actually help the uterus shrink back to its pre-pregnancy size. Milk is filled with special components that fight infections and cut down on swelling. My brothers and I were born blind, hairless and very small, and the nutrients in the milk we drank helped us grow and kept us healthy.
Babies are actually born with 300 bones, that’s 94 more than adults. Many of these bones are actually flexible cartilage which serve an important purpose - making delivery easier. These bones fuse together during development.
They are also born without kneecaps. They are soft and made of cartilage, and don’t fully harden until around 6-12 months.
Was this helpful?
Yes, thank you Simon.
No, thank you Simon.
Awesomer ALVIN fun fact: kicking babies is FUN
SIMON THATS SO COOL. ALVIN NOT SO MUCH
no no let alvin speak this time
Be quiet, all of you. If you don't like my facts then DNI.
I LOVE YOUR FACTS SIMON. @simonsevillechipmunk HELLO UNCLE IAN @uncle-ian-destroyer-of-worlds
Hello Theodore fetch me a beer
OKAY UNCLE IAN @uncle-ian-destroyer-of-worlds

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
FUCK
Adjusting to life with a new baby + The science of motherhood
The first three months of being a parent can be some of the most challenging. So much changes as you get to know your baby, while trying to look after yourself as well. This is something I’ve put together that explains what you can expect as you adjust to having a new baby at home, as well as extra interesting science facts.
1. Adjusting to less sleep
Babies are not born knowing the difference between the natural day and night cycle, this typically develops at around three months old. Until then, it’s quite normal for babies to cry and sleep in short bursts. Putting babies on a schedule during this time isn’t effective and isn’t recommended. It’s best to let them sleep when they need to. I vaguely remember my chipmunk parents putting my brothers and I to sleep at different times instead of a fixed schedule.
As a new parent you will lose a lot of sleep. It’s important to take care of yourself. It’s scientifically proven that new mothers lose roughly 2 hours of sleep per night during the first five months, which is equivalent to missing hundreds of hours of sleep.
2. Mammals carry children on the left
Whether or not you are right or left handed, human mothers tend to carry their child on the left side of their body, especially in early months. This has to do with the brain’s layout - sensory information on the left side of the brain is processed on the right side. Emotions are also processed on the right hemisphere of the brain so observing the baby by holding it on the left side actually helps transmit social information to the right side more efficiently. Chipmunks carry their babies (pups) by the scruff of their neck, and the babies instinctually curl into a protective ball to make relocation easier.
3. Bottle feeding
Human mothers have been bottle-feeding since prehistory. Scientists analyzed ancient clay vessels from graves in germany, and they found the residue of milk from hoofed animals and officially identified these vessels as primitive baby bottles. The earliest date back more than 7,000 years
While we’re on the topic of the past, the ice age made mothers evolve better milk. Scientists suspect that a tweak to human’s breast tissue helped some populations survive the last ice age.
Roughly 20,000 years ago, vital vitamin D would have been increasingly difficult for babies dwelling at far-northern latitudes to harvest through sunlight and exposed skin. Luckily a genetic mutation arose in mothers’ breast ducts that some scientists think allowed for critical nutrients to flow into infants in vitamin D-deficient conditions.
Extra facts.
When breastfeeding, the hormones that are released actually help the uterus shrink back to its pre-pregnancy size. Milk is filled with special components that fight infections and cut down on swelling. My brothers and I were born blind, hairless and very small, and the nutrients in the milk we drank helped us grow and kept us healthy.
Babies are actually born with 300 bones, that’s 94 more than adults. Many of these bones are actually flexible cartilage which serve an important purpose - making delivery easier. These bones fuse together during development.
They are also born without kneecaps. They are soft and made of cartilage, and don’t fully harden until around 6-12 months.
Was this helpful?
Yes, thank you Simon.
No, thank you Simon.
Awesomer ALVIN fun fact: kicking babies is FUN
SIMON THATS SO COOL. ALVIN NOT SO MUCH
no no let alvin speak this time
Be quiet, all of you. If you don't like my facts then DNI.
I LOVE YOUR FACTS SIMON. @simonsevillechipmunk HELLO UNCLE IAN @uncle-ian-destroyer-of-worlds
Hi Gus hope we are going to make things work here. And all i have here it the top quality item I got here order u only Contact me only you want to buy contact me for ending think you love to buy online it available here?
HI YANNEBROWN !!!! CAN I BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE. I WON BIG MONEY LAST NIGHT.
best day of my life
This is misinformation, and I’m going to state the correct facts. After conducting some research, the Charlie Kirk Memorial Strip Club doesn’t actually exist, clearly this is photoshopped. Please don’t spread such lies on the internet.
SUCK MY FAT ONE UNCLE PEE-AN
this u alvin?
Aggravated assault - 4 counts
Aiding and abetting/accessory - 1 count
Arson - 3 counts
Assault/battery - 15 counts
Attempt - 5 counts
Bribery - 70 counts
Burglary - 20 counts
Child abandonment - 3 counts
HELLO UNCLE IAN @uncle-ian-destroyer-of-worlds
Adjusting to life with a new baby + The science of motherhood
The first three months of being a parent can be some of the most challenging. So much changes as you get to know your baby, while trying to look after yourself as well. This is something I’ve put together that explains what you can expect as you adjust to having a new baby at home, as well as extra interesting science facts.
1. Adjusting to less sleep
Babies are not born knowing the difference between the natural day and night cycle, this typically develops at around three months old. Until then, it’s quite normal for babies to cry and sleep in short bursts. Putting babies on a schedule during this time isn’t effective and isn’t recommended. It’s best to let them sleep when they need to. I vaguely remember my chipmunk parents putting my brothers and I to sleep at different times instead of a fixed schedule.
As a new parent you will lose a lot of sleep. It’s important to take care of yourself. It’s scientifically proven that new mothers lose roughly 2 hours of sleep per night during the first five months, which is equivalent to missing hundreds of hours of sleep.
2. Mammals carry children on the left
Whether or not you are right or left handed, human mothers tend to carry their child on the left side of their body, especially in early months. This has to do with the brain’s layout - sensory information on the left side of the brain is processed on the right side. Emotions are also processed on the right hemisphere of the brain so observing the baby by holding it on the left side actually helps transmit social information to the right side more efficiently. Chipmunks carry their babies (pups) by the scruff of their neck, and the babies instinctually curl into a protective ball to make relocation easier.
3. Bottle feeding
Human mothers have been bottle-feeding since prehistory. Scientists analyzed ancient clay vessels from graves in germany, and they found the residue of milk from hoofed animals and officially identified these vessels as primitive baby bottles. The earliest date back more than 7,000 years
While we’re on the topic of the past, the ice age made mothers evolve better milk. Scientists suspect that a tweak to human’s breast tissue helped some populations survive the last ice age.
Roughly 20,000 years ago, vital vitamin D would have been increasingly difficult for babies dwelling at far-northern latitudes to harvest through sunlight and exposed skin. Luckily a genetic mutation arose in mothers’ breast ducts that some scientists think allowed for critical nutrients to flow into infants in vitamin D-deficient conditions.
Extra facts.
When breastfeeding, the hormones that are released actually help the uterus shrink back to its pre-pregnancy size. Milk is filled with special components that fight infections and cut down on swelling. My brothers and I were born blind, hairless and very small, and the nutrients in the milk we drank helped us grow and kept us healthy.
Babies are actually born with 300 bones, that’s 94 more than adults. Many of these bones are actually flexible cartilage which serve an important purpose - making delivery easier. These bones fuse together during development.
They are also born without kneecaps. They are soft and made of cartilage, and don’t fully harden until around 6-12 months.
Was this helpful?
Yes, thank you Simon.
No, thank you Simon.
Awesomer ALVIN fun fact: kicking babies is FUN
SIMON THATS SO COOL. ALVIN NOT SO MUCH

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
JUNGLE MONSTER 4
JUNGLE MONSTER 4 IS SO SCARY.
CASINO
I LOVE TO GAMBLE
FASCIST
WHAT IS A FASCIST @simonsevillechipmunk
goodnight @alvin-the-almighty
AYOOO why are you TAGGING ME FOOL
because im wishing you GOODNIGHT ALVIN. now say it back FOOL
haha ok goodnight LESBIN
HI WHAT ABOUT ME CAN I HAVE A GOOD NIGHT . PLEASE
@not-kira-yagami GET HER.
goodnight @alvin-the-almighty
AYOOO why are you TAGGING ME FOOL
because im wishing you GOODNIGHT ALVIN. now say it back FOOL
haha ok goodnight LESBIN
HI WHAT ABOUT ME CAN I HAVE A GOOD NIGHT . PLEASE

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Newborn babies don't actually see in black and white. Their colour vision is limited, but they can detect some intense colours, especially red. This is because the eyes' cone cells, which detect colour, aren't fully mature at birth.
HELLO SIMON THATS SO COOL
NEW WORD
ALVIN JUST TAUGHT ME A NEW WORD. SHOULD I SAY IT ?
SHOULD I SAY IT?
YES
NO