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“Want to take a walk with me?”

“Do you need a hug?”

“Dude, I’m taking you out shopping. No buts.”

“This couch is big enough for the both of us.”

“I stole your __ I hope you don’t mind.”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“There’s nothing wrong with friends holding hands!”

“You look like you could use a hug.”

“My socks look good on you. I wondered where they went.”

“Come here! Cuddle session!”

“Think I can squeeze in there with you?”

“Why did you put that all the way up there?”

“Can you open this for me?”

“Do you need help opening that?”

“Not gonna lie, your clothes look good on me.”

“You look comfy.”

“You look good today!”

“Can I brush your hair?”

“Can you brush my hair?”

“Can you get that for me?”

“I’m wearing your name tag obviously I’m you.”

“This couch is all mine I will push you off if you try sitting on it.”

“Budge up you’re hogging all the room.”

“I know that look- you’re up to no good.”

“Do you know where __ went?”

“I will roll you up in a blanket if you refuse to go to bed.”

“I’m so tired… ”“I don’t want to be alone.”“My hands are shaking.” “Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”

“Please stay. I’d like some company.”

“Could I get a hug?”

“Would you pet my hair?”

“Will you sing something for me?”

“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”

“Can I lay my head in your lap?”

“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”

“Here, lay down in my lap.”

“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”

“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”

“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”

“I’m not letting go.”

“I’ll hold you as long as you need.” “It’s okay to stay, you know.”

“I’m so happy you’re here with me.” “Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”

❛ remind me why we’re friends again? ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ do you think we’re friends in every universe? ❜

❛ you’re interesting and different and i like that. ❜

❛ i feel like i can tell you anything. “

❛ please don’t ever become a stranger. ❜

❛ i like being alone but i’d rather be alone with you. ❜

❛ you’re important to me, you little shit. ❜❛

 i can always count on you. ❜

❛ here, you can borrow my jacket. ❜

❛ i am this close away from strangling you. ❜

❛ no offense, but you look terrible. ❜

❛ do you think we’ll ever stop being friends? ❜

❛ i found this cool rock that made me think of you. ❜

❛ you can sleep over, it’ll be like when we were kids. ❜

❛ here’s a spare key so you don’t have to keep coming in through the window. ❜

❛ that sounds dangerous. i’m in! ❜

❛ we’re still friends, right? ❜

❛ i don’t have a date, so do you wanna be my plus one? ❜❛ i heard you were feeling sick, so i made you some soup. ❜

❛ i already said i’m paying. you can buy next time, okay? ❜

❛ you’re the best, you know that? ❜

❛ i’m not hitting you, it’s called platonic bdsm. ❜

❛ you’re more family to me than my own family is. ❜

❛ because i like you. because you’re my friend. ❜

❛ i feel like i can be myself around you. ❜

❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜

❛ you are literally too stupid to insult. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ who needs them. we can have fun on our own. ❜

❛ you deserve every good thing that comes your way. ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’ve got your back! ❜

❛ you’re like, the strongest person i know. ❜

❛ friends don’t lie. ❜

❛ don’t make me regret giving you the aux cord. ❜

❛ you can come over any time. it’s not a problem. ❜

❛ i’m glad to have met you. ❜

❛ you remember the day we became friends? ❜

❛ i know, i know. i’m the best. ❜

❛ no one hurts you and gets away with it. ❜

❛ because you love me! duh! ❜

❛ why do you keep me around? ❜

❛ you’re not getting rid of me that easily. ❜

❛ what would you do without me, huh? ❜

❛ thanks. i really needed this. ❜

— “can… can i have a hug? please?”

— “oh, sweetheart- come here.”

— “how long has it been since someone hugged you?”

— “just hold me.”

— “is this okay?”

— “we don’t have to talk, if you don’t want to. we can just sit here together until you feel up to anything else.”

— “can i hug you? you look like you could do with it.”

— “are you blushing?! that’s adorable.”

— “it’s okay, baby, just let it all out. i’ve got you, i promise.”

— “you fell asleep in my arms. it was kind of adorable.”

— “please, never apologise for wanting to be loved.”

— “you don’t need to earn my affection, not now and not ever.”

— “i’m never more at peace than i am in your arms.”

— “not that i think cuddling will fix everything, but i’m pretty sure it can’t make things worse.”

pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit.

When was the last time you actually got some rest?

Alright, that's it. You're going to bed, and I'm not taking no for an answer.

Look at you! You're spilling coffee.

You have bags, and I'm not talking about the Gucci kind.

Jesus, have you been awake the entire night?

It's 4am. You need sleep.

You're safe here. You can rest now.

I promise, I'm fine. I just look tired a lot, thanks to... the tiredness.

Look, I'm okay! I've pulled all nighters before.

This isn't the first time I've gone without sleep.

I'll carry you to bed if I have to.

Do I need to baby you?

Huh? What? I'm awake, I swear!

You just ran into the wall. It's time to lie down.

Go. To. Bed. That's an order.

I made a nest for you. You can sleep in that, if you want.

Can I get an extra pillow / blanket?

Want me to tuck you in, too?

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

“…You’re a terrible liar, ya know that?” 

Haruhi raised an eyebrow, she recognized that look on his face, she’d seen it before. Still, it had been the first time that she’d actually seen him so….Down. Usually by now he’d be playfully harassing her or making Tamaki lose his mind. 

“If…I say anything….then we’ll be different.” Him and Hikaru. That space between them would only multiply. He already felt like he was fumbling to keep up with it. He wouldn’t be able to do anything if it was visible to everyone.

If it was visible to Hikaru…everything would be over.

“I’m not asking you to. But you can talk to me, I won’t say anything unless I have your permission. I know better than to just let you keep destroying yourself like this.” 

Reaching up to place a soft hand upon his shoulder, she looked at him with a gentle sigh. As much as she would have loved to smack some sense into him in the past, he really seemed to be going through something right now. 

“…You’re a terrible liar, ya know that?” 

Haruhi raised an eyebrow, she recognized that look on his face, she’d seen it before. Still, it had been the first time that she’d actually seen him so….Down. Usually by now he’d be playfully harassing her or making Tamaki lose his mind. 

Leave it to her to be so perceptive. He hated that about her. His initial instinct was to curl in on himself, try to hide his face so he turned away.

He was quiet for several moments. He shouldn’t say anything. She would just go tell Hikaru and then he would never be left alone about it, but..

“....I know how that feels. It’s not an easy thing to go through, but bottling everything up will only make things worse. Trust me, I found that one out the hard way.” 

She didn’t try to ask what had caused it, after all sometimes it was hard to know. Still, she would do her best to try and help him feel a bit better, if possible. 

“Don’t worry about it, just come and talk to me next time so this kind of misunderstanding doesn’t happen, yeah? Hikaru already knew, and I’m surprised he never told you about any of this. If you want, you could always come with us next time, it’s actually pretty fun.” 

She wasn’t upset with him, in fact quite the opposite, giving him a gentle nudge with her shoulder to show some small amount of affection. There were no hard feelings involved. 

“Besides, Hikaru’s always telling me how badly he wants to be romantically involved with you, not just in the club’s usual acting scene…Maybe that’s a conversation the two of you need to talk about at some point.” 

It made him feel a little bummed out that Hikaru hadn’t bothered to tell him any of this, but…then she said–

He froze. He lost his breath.

“I’m being completely serious, he’s been ranting about it to me for months. Honey, you two are so obviously in love the whole club’s been making bets on whether or not you’re truly together, and not just in your acting during club hours.” 

Haruhi smiled warmly, looking at him with an honest expression. She knew the twins well enough to be open and honest with them, and she had no issue speaking with Kaoru openly since it seemed they both shared similar feelings that neither twin had realized. 

“I had a feeling that was the issue.” Haruhi offered a smile and chuckled softly. 

After giving a soft hum and thinking about the best way to word it, she quickly figured out an answer. 

“I’ll make this very clear from the start. I do enjoy spending time with your brother, and with you too, but I have no interest at all in dating him. I don’t actually find any of the men in the Host Club attractive to begin with. Now this was probably my fault for not coming out to everyone sooner, but I’m one hundred percent gay. I like girls, so even though your brother is a sweetheart and I enjoy his company, you don’t have to worry about me taking him away from you. I view all of you here at the club as family, kind of like the brothers I never had.” 

Shifting slightly, she pulled out her phone and pulled up a few pictures of what she and Hikaru had actually been up to. Many of them were of Hikaru trying to cook or learning how to fix a sink, which she found rather amusing, and she handed said phone to Kaoru to show him the proof of it all. 

“Your brother loves you, Kaoru. He asked me pretty early on to help him learn how he could do more in terms of being able to support you and take care of you when it comes time that you’re on your own. No offence, but he’s pretty useless in the kitchen….He’s learning pretty quickly though. I’m pretty good at fending for myself and fixing things, and he took interest in it. He’s actually pretty handy with a wrench once he gets the hang of it.” 

She was gay? He hadn’t known that. That would certainly make Tamaki upset, but Kaoru…he didn’t particularly care right now. All he felt…was relief.

Complete and utter relief.

“Don’t worry about it, just come and talk to me next time so this kind of misunderstanding doesn’t happen, yeah? Hikaru already knew, and I’m surprised he never told you about any of this. If you want, you could always come with us next time, it’s actually pretty fun.” 

She wasn’t upset with him, in fact quite the opposite, giving him a gentle nudge with her shoulder to show some small amount of affection. There were no hard feelings involved. 

“Alright, we’re on our own now. So, tell me what’s on your mind, I can handle whatever you have to say, so don’t hold back.” 

She crossed her arms over her chest, one hip cocked as she gazed at him with a relatively stern expression. She could tell what the general conversation would be about, though she figured that Kaoru likely needed to be able to get everything off his shoulders. 

“If you need to scream, cuss, shout, whatever, go right ahead. I’m certain I’ve probably heard worse.” 

“…I can’t. I want to, but I can’t, okay?” He shifted his eyes away, avoiding looking at her in the eye.

“…What are your intentions with Hikaru?” He found himself asking though, unable to hold that question back. Was she trying to date him? Was she stringing him along?

“I had a feeling that was the issue.” Haruhi offered a smile and chuckled softly. 

After giving a soft hum and thinking about the best way to word it, she quickly figured out an answer. 

“I’ll make this very clear from the start. I do enjoy spending time with your brother, and with you too, but I have no interest at all in dating him. I don’t actually find any of the men in the Host Club attractive to begin with. Now this was probably my fault for not coming out to everyone sooner, but I’m one hundred percent gay. I like girls, so even though your brother is a sweetheart and I enjoy his company, you don’t have to worry about me taking him away from you. I view all of you here at the club as family, kind of like the brothers I never had.” 

Shifting slightly, she pulled out her phone and pulled up a few pictures of what she and Hikaru had actually been up to. Many of them were of Hikaru trying to cook or learning how to fix a sink, which she found rather amusing, and she handed said phone to Kaoru to show him the proof of it all. 

“Oh trust me, this school is always full of weird things going on. If you want though, I’d be happy to show you where the computer lab is. They kinda have it tucked away so it can be kind of hard to find if you don’t know where you’re going.” 

“I don’t buy that for a second. Come with me, we’re going for a walk and you and I are going to have a conversation about this. I have a feeling this has to do with Hikaru and I hanging out together, and if that’s the case then this talk needs to happen sooner rather than later.” 

Haruhi wasn’t having it, she knew that jealous look all too well and it was about time they had a serious conversation about this. She knew all too well how dependent the twins were upon one another and how much they loved each other, however she also knew how it looked for Hikaru to be spending all of his free time with her, even after school a few times. 

Turning, she motioned for him to follow. 

“Come on, let’s go.” 

Irritation welled up inside him and he was once again tempted to snap at her. But he didn’t. He held it in and followed her, hands in his pockets and trying not to glare. He did not want to have this conversation. Not at all.

He knew he was being stupid. He should be happy about Hikaru and Haruhi spending time together…he should be happy…

He should be happy…

“Alright, we’re on our own now. So, tell me what’s on your mind, I can handle whatever you have to say, so don’t hold back.” 

She crossed her arms over her chest, one hip cocked as she gazed at him with a relatively stern expression. She could tell what the general conversation would be about, though she figured that Kaoru likely needed to be able to get everything off his shoulders.