my heart keeps singing

“No might about it, you’re going to. It’s too stuffy in there anyway.”

If there’s no might about it, why did you bother asking? *makes a big show of getting up and putting his things away to go*

The correct answer to that was actually no. So fishy. You have no idea! The ends of the earth, no biggie… We’re just going to the parks, Fredrick.. Relax.

*sighs overdramatically* I supposed, I might have to make an exception this one time and leave my domicile.

Would I ever lie to you?

Perhaps. This all sounds very fishy. Where are you trying to get me to go again?

“Fun does occur outside of the library you know…”

Unlikely. Impossible. Absurd. Outrageous.

“Are you doubting my idea of fun? That sounds like doubt.”

It is, I admit.

My grandparents. They’re both very… talkative. I barely have to say anything at all. 

Was that a good thing?

Yeah, I can’t imagine Tianna’s much for going out and paying for someone else to cook something she can probably make just as well if not better. We’ll just go to wherever google says is the closest. [pulls up phone and after a few minutes searching comes up with something] Got one, let’s go, i have a date with the stuff of Ron Swanson’s most epic fantasies.

No, it’s truly been a while since I’ve gone out to eat. *chuckles* Should I even ask?