hi

Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless

You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall

Can't face the world sober and dopeless

You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked

Well, let me just say you're correct

Wait, what?

You're a loser, baby

A loser, goddamn baby

You're a fucked up little whiny bitch

Hey!

You're a loser, just like me

Thanks, asshole

You're a screws-loose boozer

An only one-star reviews-er

You're a power bottom at rock bottom

But you got company

This supposed to make me feel better?

There was a time I thought that no one could relate

To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged

But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!

We're all livin' in the same shit sandwich

I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak

And you think that makes you unique?

Get outta here, man!

We're both losers, baby

We're losers, it's okay to be a

Coked-up, dick-suckin' ho?

Baby, that's fine by me

I'm a loser, honey

A schmoozer and a dummy

But at least I know I'm not alone

You're a loser

Just like me

I got an appetite for gamblin'

I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find

Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!

I got no holes left to deflower

I sold my soul to save my power

Now I'm on that demon's leash

I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

You're a loser, baby

A loser, but just maybe if we

Eat shit together, things will end up differently

It's time to lose your self-loathin'

Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby

Play your card, be who you are

He gave me his trust, and look how we paid the price

This bloodshed could have been avoided

If I convinced Heaven to work together

I took a hotel and I destroyed it

I know I could have done better

Better, instead of letting you down

Lucifer: Come on little lady, why the frown?

In the last 10,000 years

You're the first one to change this town

You can do this, now I know it!

For your story has just begun

You can't quit now, hell, you owe it

There's still damage to be undone

You've changed my mind, you've touched their hearts

Found the good in souls gone bad

The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone

But my God, Charlie!

The show, it must go on!

Everyone: We can do this

We can build it

Best hotel that you've ever seen!

Twice the bedrooms, we can fill it

Lucifer: With more sinners than you can dream!

Lucifer, Vaggie and Angel Dust: It starts with you, you know, it's true

Everyone: Fulfill your destiny!

Charlie: So long as I've got all of you with me!

Niffty: To build a hotel, I think we need some brick and lumber

Lucifer: Good thing we're in Hell

Check out this little magic number!

Angel Dust: Start with foundation

Lucifer: A remedial creation from me

Lucifer, Niffty, and Angel Dust: It's as easy as can be!

Charlie: No time for crying, we got a lot of work to do and

We gotta try and make the best of what's in ruins

Vaggie: New coat of paint!

Husk: New lights across the marquee

Charlie, Vaggie, and Husk: With a little sorcery!

Vox: After the battle, masterless cattle

Vox and Valentino: Overlords hanging by a thread

With the bid of bravado

Maybe tomorrow, we'll be atop the heap

Valentino: While the rest of Hell's pissing

Vox: Alastor's missing

Vox and Valentino: Fled with his tail between his legs

Nature abhors a power vacuum, it leaves room for you and me

The future of Hell belongs to The Vees

(laughing)Alastor: This place reeks of death, there's a chill in the air

And I barely escaped being killed by a hair

"Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends"?

Sorry to disappoint... That is not where this ends!

I'm hungry for freedom like never before

The constraints of my deal surely have a back door

Once I figure out how to unclip my wings

Guess who will be pulling all the strings! (laughs)

Everyone: We can do this (Charlie: We can do this)

We'll be better (Charlie: We'll be better)

Though redemption may take a while (Charlie: Though it may take a while)

Wayward sinners, clear their ledger

Alastor: And we're doing it with a smile

Charlie: Al!

Angel, Vaggie, and Niffty: Yeah!

Lucifer: Oh this guy...

Charlie: We’ll make a difference, wait and see

Charlie and Vaggie: We're gonna do this, you and me