thenightmarehunter

What did you get me for Valentine’s Day?: 

"Hm, I suppose not. But it's not like I chose this," he pointed out with an exasperated sigh.

"I'll be less annoyed about it later," They looked Bart for a moment. "Why don't you just sit for now, and I'll be nicer,"

"You kicked me because I'm tall?" He is utterly baffled.

"Obnoxiously tall, love," Shion said, taking a sip of their coffee. "Who needs to be that tall? Literally no one,"

"Wh- what was that for?"

"Your height is especially obnoxious today," The witch hummed in annoyance. "Would you rather I hide something haunted in your office instead?"

-sips coffee in TALL language-

"..." Kicks the back of his knees.

"It isn't my problem you're short."

"I'll end you,"

𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄

"Ghosts, you say?"

"Raven. I look like a haunted doll myself. Why wouldn't you think I don't keep company of ghosts?"

"That fool might enjoy that."

"I won't let the ghosts have him. Or do anything mean to him,"

"Try not to be gone too long at a time. It's a bit of a sore spot for him." Partly her fault, really.

"Maybe he'd like to come with me. floating in a bog for two weeks can be fun. More fun than teaching,"

"He's a ten. But careful, he can be clingy."

"It's okay, I don't mind a clingy man. Also I frequently disappear into the wild for months randomly,"