melly?

Obviously, it is a very impressive talent to have.

Whatever you say, hotshot.

I would have to disagree.

Now’s so not the time to be enthusiastic, or the reason actually.

Tell me about it.

It is a real talent that you have, and I am very impressed.

[Rolling her eyes] Really, now?

I thought Hell was the epitome of “worse.” Guess not. 

No such thing. There's always room for failure.

Spectacular. I’ve recently been able to fall sleep before five am, which is stupendous on my part. Not to mention waking up before noon, I feel quite grand. And yourself?

Very impressive. I've only recently left my cell for the first time in what appears to be nine years, so that should be interesting.

Ah Melly, just as funny as you were the first time we met.

Of course. My wit never ceases to amaze.

Bet the place is going to stink up within a week,

I'd give it an hour.

You think someone did this on purpose?

It's a possibility. This place is filled with all kinds of people.

I suppose you can say it’s quite a surprise that things had been going so well up until this point.

Fair enough. I suppose I should have seen it coming.

Riiight. Who are you anyway?

Everyone calls me Melly. I never particularly enjoyed the nickname, but ... anyway, who are you?

It is a bit of a hell hole though, paradise isn’t exactly the word I’d use to describe it.

It's what we were dealt. Might as well make the best of it.

Yes, unfortunately I didn’t make the cut for heaven, so I am stuck down here with all the delightful characters.

As if I couldn't have surmised that myself. Congratulations. Welcome to paradise.

I would if I could, but I can’t so I won’t.

Alright then. You new around here?

Clearly not, I’m surprised there is even food in hell.

Haven't eaten in about nine years. I could really use a pop tart right about now.