Mildly Interesting

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

Fag hags can say it. Can say their name

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

Started using the phrase “that’s cilantro to me” to refer to the presence of a story element that completely ruins a piece of media for me, disproportionate to its actual badness.

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

me in my brain me in my selfies

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks