Mun's Mad House

Yes. This has become a thing. So a friend and I were talking on discord last night and I think I’ve finally decided on a good portion of his BNHA verse. So here goes.

Please note that this is mostly made so that my friend and I could have fun. I honestly don’t care what y’all think about it so if ya don’t like it well you can just not interact with this verse then!

The wings…?       Are gone. His body?       Is relaxed.

Dessert…? Is being considered, Hizashi resting on the counter with a sigh leaving his lips and his hand resting on his chest comfortably and casually - tracing the scars along it.

“You’re just saying that since you’re a content little bird…”

He didn’t notice the obvious staring at his own ass.

Is he still staring? You damn bet he is. He is eating up each and every inch of that man’s perfect body, and he ain’t doing a single damn thing to hide it. Eventually he pulls himself up off of the couch and walks up to Hizashi. 

“Those poor prey…” Just to prove how far he was going for this joke, he did his Hail Marys before snickering and finally eating a chicken wing.

            Damn, these were good…

“Least you’re a predator who knows how to find tasty prey.”

Plucking a bone out of his mouth now he hums in delight. “Very tasty prey.” And another wing down the hatch it goes.

This fiasco probably goes on for a good thirty minutes before Keigo is both sated and there’s no more wings. He sighs happily lounging on the couch after cleaning up as a good fat birdie. “Soooo much better~”

“But the bed is waaaarrrmmmm and the kitchen isn’t!” Of course, he’ll complain, but Hizashi still pushed himself up - fumbling when he put on his pants.

… He assumes these are his pants…       … Are they his pants…?

Making his way into the kitchen, he shivered for add effect of how cold it is.

“You’re tearing those wings… Poor things, being eaten by their brethren.”

He didn’t want to remove himself from the bed - content, pleased, and happy about the previous actives. Curled up between the sheets - amazed he was able to carry the other here - he seemed to peak up from the pillows and comforter alike.

“…You ordered your own WINGS?!” Yeah… Hizashi went there.

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A huff left Hizashi’s lips, the man grumbling some in a low tone. It was hard to tell, but he was flustered by both being called out and being pinned onto the couch again.

Attempting to cross his arms over his chest, the Voice Hero attempted to give Keigo a glare.

“I doooo but that doesn’t mean I want an early denial!” Oh wow, what a way to complain. He did, however, smirked before going to trail a hand down the other’s back…

“Now less~ See~…”

He missed, but he adored missing when it came to the Bird. Getting shifted to a more ‘comfortable’ position, Hizashi couldn’t help but to grin ear-to-ear: going to wrap his arms around Keigo’s shoulders as the wings over them both like a veil…

This was the most perfect, utmost romantic moment they’ve both had in a long time…

And then he sat up with his phone.

“… You are such a cock-block…”

He laughs at his retort and tosses his phone to the side already having ordered the food to be delivered in a couple hours.

At times, he forgotten that Endeavour was at the top of the list. Of course, Hizashi respected the man for his work as the Number One Pro-Hero… But he did wonder if the man was even human at this point.

He knew that Keigo was human - or, at least, was human in multiple ways - but…

Letting out a dramatic sigh only the Voice Hero known as Present Mic can do, he brought a hand to his chest.

“Thhhhaaaattt’s because I can slack off on one of my jobs,” He said in almost an understanding way - speaking as though he was telling the truth. “And you’ll never know which one, Dove~”

Hizashi then grinned, going to lean into give Keigo a kiss to the cheek… … And to ruffle his feathers.

“Aaaaawww but I wanna knoooow~” He half joked and hummed happily almost akin to a bird at the kiss. “You missed~” He teases and shifts so he can pin Hizashi to the couch and lock their lips together. “Mmm~ I missed being able to be with you like this~” He kisses him again his feathers fluffing up on his back and wings in general kind of just falling over them kind of like a veil. “But you know what I’d really like right now?” He’s suddenly sitting up with his phone in his hand. “Food.”

With a frown now on his lips, Hizashi allowed Keigo to lead them to the couch - the Voice Hero going to slump next to him, curl up…

… And casually lay on him, comfortably and warmly. He missed his boyfriend, so, so much - even more so when he rested his head on the other’s shoulder as he looked over the paperwork.

He never read the paperwork that Keigo brought back from whatever-mission-he-went-on. In fact, he just accepted it.

“I’m thhheeee…11th…No, 17th on the list… How can you handle the work load as the top?!” He was whining more than anything, being a bit of a fussy boyfriend.

He laughs a bit light heartedly at his boyfriend’s whining.

“It’s not that difficult really just hugely time consuming. I mean if you think I’ve got it bad Endeavor’s probably got it a hell of a lot worse. Especially since he’s picking up everything that All Might left on his shoulders.” He really did respect Endeavor for how hard of a worker he is. He just wished the guy could learn how to lighten up some times. Though he supposes that is majorly the reason why despite his hard exterior he did manage to rise to number one in the end. Even if he never could beat All Might in ranking.