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How many advertisements do you see on a daily basis for a comedian’s comedy special (or any other recorded performance)?

Now how many Amy Schumer advertisements do you see?

... just a observation ...

#i think amy schumer fans dont need an ad to remember to watch her content

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Late at night I remember a happy time

I feel so lost

They all disagree with me

I feel so lost

I compare and contrast hoping to find the easy way out

I feel so lost

I talk to you

I feel so lost

Please help guide me

Ferris Bueller is the star

But Cameron was the most relatable

They destroyed the damn car

Just to throw his feelings out on the table

Where’s my Ferris Bueller

#poetry

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My thoughts while watching requiem for a dream

All day i think

All day all day

What did you mean

Was it something i said?

I’m my own evil fiend

All day all day

I can't sleep

The wall is my television

No use counting sheep

All day All day

We don’t talk much anymore

Is my phone broken?

My feelings are waging war

All day I think

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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

No response

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ignored

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What

YOU WANT TO GO TO DENNY’S

It’s 12:20am?

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It’s a 30 minute walk

DO YOU WANT ANYTHINGGGGG

What's the deal with all these jokes?

I stand here

You sit there

Everyone’s laughing

I wonder what do these jokes think about being recited?

“Oooh yeah you tell em’ like it is Jerry”

If I were a joke, I think I’d want to be a knock knock joke

That way I have an explanation for having multiple personalities

Am I right folks?

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza

Boom box

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza

Convenience Store

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza

Frank Sinatra?

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza

Do The Right Thing

Godzilla is just trying to live his life man

You think he wants to destroy buildings?

The dude has like 2 days to his entire life span

You think he knows what's going on?

#poetry #Poem

I hate these walls

They’re always the same

I hate these walls

They drive me insane

I hate these walls

All day everyday

Get me out of these four walls

I’m not okay

I hate these walls

#themop #Poem #Poetry

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