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If you don’t post into Facebook forums about my identity, questioning who I may be, I will lay a curse upon ye, destining you to receiving a foul for around the neck on every 50/50 call (which the SOuthwest is wrong about ,it;s a foul you dumb fucking turdballs)

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Bad feelings: you worked out so hard that your pecs deflect every incoming pass before they reach your hands.

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FUCK YOUR BIASED OPINIONS! BRING BACK QUIDDITCH MASTERMIND DAVID HOOPS!

THE MIDRIFF HAS BEEN COMPROMISED

ANONYMITY MUST STAND

#fuck you Ethan Sturm #you know what you did

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“ Getting in on Thursday means I have a larger window to get it in😏. “

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You’re disgusting.

My #WorldCup picks for each pool!

#Midwest OnFire Analytics Moneyball DarylMorey SamHinkie StanVanGundy

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE TERM SUICIDE SNITCH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT YOUR OWN HEAD

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THE MIDRIFF IS APPLYING TO BE QUIDDITCH CEO

CAN’T WAIT

FIRST DECREE: BAN ETHAN STURM SECOND DECREE: BAN KYLE JEON THIRD DECREE: BAN THE SOUTHWEST REGION FOURTH DECREE: BAN THE NORTHWEST ‘REGION’ FIFTH DECREE: APPOINT PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING - ALEX SCHEER, LUKE CHANGET, JACOB HEPPE, DAN SHAPIRO

MAKE QUIDDITCH GREAT AGAIN

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But… What about the south region? Can we drop them, too?

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From how their teams have been doing, I had assumed they had all already gone unofficial. MY BAD.

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HAHAHA

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THE MIDRIFF IS APPLYING TO BE QUIDDITCH CEO

CAN’T WAIT

FIRST DECREE: BAN ETHAN STURM SECOND DECREE: BAN KYLE JEON THIRD DECREE: BAN THE SOUTHWEST REGION FOURTH DECREE: BAN THE NORTHWEST ‘REGION’ FIFTH DECREE: APPOINT PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING - ALEX SCHEER, LUKE CHANGET, JACOB HEPPE, DAN SHAPIRO

MAKE QUIDDITCH GREAT AGAIN

blockdemhoops

But… What about the south region? Can we drop them, too?

themidriffofthatguyfromtexas

From how their teams have been doing, I had assumed they had all already gone unofficial. MY BAD.

THE MIDRIFF IS APPLYING TO BE QUIDDITCH CEO

CAN'T WAIT FIRST DECREE: BAN ETHAN STURM SECOND DECREE: BAN KYLE JEON THIRD DECREE: BAN THE SOUTHWEST REGION FOURTH DECREE: BAN THE NORTHWEST 'REGION' FIFTH DECREE: APPOINT PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING - ALEX SCHEER, LUKE CHANGET, JACOB HEPPE, DAN SHAPIRO MAKE QUIDDITCH GREAT AGAIN

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“Friendly reminder that individual players are not a team.Individual players can be arrogant, jerks, or assholes. That does not mean that the other 20 people on their team are by association. We all have dicks on our teams, and it’s unfair to judge UMD, UVA, or the Gambits by an individual jerk ( or someone who is just having a shitty day), and to say that their whole team acts that way.Thanks.”

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Everyone on Maryland, Virginia, and Gambits ARE dickweeds. All of them. Get the FUCK over it. You're a bad person!

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Eligible Quidditch Singles

We will be starting with….. the Northeast!

#Northeast #EQS

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No one gives a FUCK about the Northeast. Quit trying!

Ball state doesn't have Trevor Campbell anymore dumbass

WHAT

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