Under the sea~

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

Being the uncle of spiderman is the equivalent of an anime mom wearing a side braid

A lord takes a fancy to a peasant girl and kidnaps her for his own. Little does he know that she’s a trained assassin who has been preparing to take his life for years.

And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.

And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression.

School of Rock is fab basically

Holy shit

people who don’t have cases on their phones make me nervous like why u tempting fate

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

Man nintendo went the fuck off when they made splatoon

Its literally like THE most creative new property in gaming in years