killer queen

name: Luna Yerim Vanderbilt age: eighteen occupation: senior at Constance parents: Meredith Park & Tripp Vanderbilt fc: Piper Curda

bubbly airhead who loves to be loved

every person she meets is her new best friend

puts out because she thinks it makes people like her

her house is party city, nearly every weekend

her parents are a collective mess, so she gets away with a lot

CONNECTIONS:

maddie shafai-coates: best friends with the bubblegum princess herself

... Is this supposed to be a play on our code names? That’s pretty cheesy but I guess. They better be hot, though, or else what’s the point?

                    Ditto but with my mom and her negative energy. The snide comments are just not worth it even if there is an open bar.

Yikes. I can really only imagine. See, this is why this was always a bad idea. It was only worth it to see the disaster it became, and even then, barely.

They an embarrassing pair or did you just feel like they were watching you like a hawk? Because I feel you on the latter. My mom’s great and all, but that doesn’t mean I want to party with her.

All of the above. I love them, obviously, but it’s not like I can truly unwind in their presence. Much less have any real fun.

                  ‘  nonesense! they’re lovely.  ‘

‘ of course they are. but do you honestly think they want me to enjoy myself at these kinds of things? ’

Not even this face?

Um, no? The last time I saw that face it made me feel real human guilt. The time before that was nice, but it doesn’t overrule the trauma I suffered.

Mhm, and when I ultimately exploit your love of Chocolate Caramel to dethrone you, I will remember your kindness. 

That’s a fair pick. Isobel Prescott is a legend. Priya Singh is a legend. A few of us are going to be legends, too. Bella’s always giving me the judgy side eye for not being loyal or whatever the hell, but I don’t want to be on the wrong side of history, you know?

We could ditch tomorrow. …Well, you could ditch and I’ll send an email twelve hours in advance. Sentiment still holds, though.

Oh my, Penelope. You would be so cruel? For shame. Future you is so fierce, I can’t wait to meet her.

And it’s up to people like us to keep up the legacy. May little Mers and Pens follow in our footsteps. It’s only the appearance of loyalty that matters. You pick one human you’re ride or die for and everyone else gets a smile and an ‘Oh, sweetie, I promise I’m here for you,’ until you inevitably have to cut them out. We’re all just trying to survive, right?

Thank goodness for that. I mean, you know I do everything with the express purpose of impressing you. 

Blair is my girl in the loosest sense of the word. I don’t know, I have a feeling she’s on the edge of a downward spiral, and with Serena back… well. If you had to pledge allegiance to a white girl, which one would you pick?

Seriously. Chocolate caramel is the only thing keeping me from going all Veronica Sawyer on these bitches.

And I so respect that. When I finally rise as queen, I’ll remember the support you gave me on my way to the top.

I’d pick Isobel Prescott any day and you know this. It’s my fatal flaw, or whatever. Anyway, I don’t know why you put up with Blair in the first place. Now’s as good a time to jump ship as any.