Random. Crazy. Things I like.

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

Thinking about me? Having fantasies? You should tell me about it.

If someone wants to be with you, nothing will stop them from doing so. Love doesn't create excuses.

i used to think being patient proved my love, now i realize i was teaching people i'd stay no matter how little they gave me

dating me is fun u get a comedian and pornstar in one

big spoon groping little spoon in their sleep. you agree. reblog.

Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit

You're such a good little slut

what's a girl gotta do to have sex with her lover in her car while its pouring outside?

You're rare, so people are gonna fall in love with the idea of heaving you, but most of them aren't used to rare, they're foreign to it, so they'll lack the capacity to treat you as such. And that's where they lose you.

i need to be kissed by someone who is so hungry for me they can't think straight