The McLoughlin's

“Everyone out!” Miranda says

Brendan looks at Julian “YOU! You’re staying here”

“Did you have sex with my daughter?” Brendan shouts livid

“No sir, I fell asleep in her bed, but all we did was cuddle”

Miranda knew her husband and she knew this wasn’t gonna end well “Honey go in our room and calm down, i’ll handle it”

Miranda goes to talk to Julian in private “ I know you like Liliana, and I have known you since you were a little boy but you kind of blew my standards tonight and I’m very disappointed in you”

“I’m very sorry Mrs. Mcloughlin” He says

“I need space with Liliana so I think it’s best if you leave for right now”

She gets him out and goes to talk to Liliana

“What happened last night?” Miranda asked

“Honestly we did not have sex, we made out earlier in the day, but there was limited room so I invited him to come sleep in my room, honestly mom, it isn’t his fault, it’s all mine” She says honestly

“Well thank you for being honest, no matter what I will always love you but you aren’t off of the hook” She says sternly

Miranda finishes her talk with Liliana and goes to talk to Lorenzo

“Why did you bring people when I asked you not too and I only trusted you” Miranda says

“I’m sorry mom it was very stupid of me and I shouldn’t of done it” He says and hugs her

“You shouldn’t of!” Miranda replies

“Your dad and I will talk about the punishments”

Miranda walks in her and Brendan’s room to check on Brendan

“You feeling better?” She sits on his lap and kisses his cheek

“I’m just disappointed in her” He wraps his arms and cuddles Miranda

“We need to talk punishments” She says

“We install cameras and they cannot stay home alone for the next four months alone, Liliana gets no modelling for 2 months and they both aren’t allowed to have people over for 2 months”

“I totally agree” She says

Lorenzo walks into Liliana’s room

“I’m sorry I brought people over” He confesses

“Listen it wasn’t all your fault I fucked up and did a wrong thing” She says

“I love you” He hugs her and kisses her cheek

“Love you too” She hugs back

Miranda goes downstairs to make Brendan a drink and notices her vodka’s gone

“WHO DRANK ALL MY TITOS?” Miranda screams

Brendan hears her screaming and comes downstairs

Lorenzo has a blank expression

“YOU MOTHER FUCKER” Miranda screams and charges Lorenzo but Luckily before she could do anything Brendan had to pick her up and carry her to the bedroom to get her to calm down

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Landon’s POV

He looks at his girlfriend Hannah and says “I know I was supposed to go see my mom, but are you okay if we go into Nashville and see my dad instead?”

“Of course baby” She smiles and kisses him

“You are so beautiful I’m so glad I get to be your man” Landon says sweetly taking over his father

“I love you” she says and hugs him

“Let’s go surprise OUR family” Landon says making her smile

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4 hours later

Miranda hears a knock on the door and answes it

“Hi honey!!!!” She exclaims and throws his arms around him

“Hey Randa” He says and kisses her cheek

“You’re dad’s gonna be so happy he was really upset earlier with your siblings” She says and greets Hannah

“What’d they do now?” Landon asks

“You’re dad and I came home from New York a day early and found that Enzo had brought his friends over and Liliana was cuddling with Julian in her room with the door closed” Miranda says

“Do I need to beat him up, for sleeping with my baby sister?” Landon asks causing Miranda to laugh

“I’m sure you’re dad would agree”

Brendan comes down

“My boy!” Brendan says and hugs him

“Hey dad” He hugs him

“So I heard that my crazy siblings ruined yours and Ran’s weekend”

“Your siblings drive me crazy” Brendan sighs

“How about you go take Randa out for a nice dinner and I go out for a night with my siblings” Landon says

“I would love that” Brendan says

Miranda and Brendan had gone on their monthly weekend trip to NYC they always leave the kids home alone because they are old enough to take care of themselves and they had friends check in on them everyday

They get on the plane and sit down and grab a drink “Here’s to another sexcation with my beautiful wife” Brendan says causing Miranda to laugh

“Shhh Babe there’s people” Miranda says laughing

“So, I don’t care” He says and cuddles her into his arm

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Lorenzo’s pov

“Enzo!! You can’t bring your friends over they’re annoying and i’m not in the mood!” Liliana shouts

“So I don’t care!” Enzo says back

“I swear to god i’m telling mom and dad and i’m not fucking kidding!” She says

“Then do it!”

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Miranda and Brendan’s POV

She gets a text from Liliana that says “I know you said we can’t have people over but Enzo claims he’s bringing friends over🙄”

“Babe, are you okay with Enzo bringing over friends?” She asks Brendan

“Hell no, his friends always stare at Liliana and im not there to protect her”

“Babe, you have to let her grow up at some point” She defends

“It’s not about that as much, but I don’t think we should have any of they’re friends over while you and I aren’t home” He says

“I totally agree i’ll call Enzo and talk to him”

Just as she says that she gets a call from Lorenzo 

“Hi mom” Lorenzo says

“Hey baby, Liliana said that you were bringing friends over is that true?”

“Well I was going too”

“You know what I said” her voice stern

“Did I mention how beautiful you look today?” Lorenzo complements

“Lorenzo Richard, no people over i’m not kidding!” Miranda demands

“I promise mama I won’t bring anyone over”

“Okay thank you, if you need anything, call aunt Gwen, me or your father”

“Bye mom, have fun, love you”

“Love you too honey” and with that they hung up

“Baby he’s such a good kid, so i’m gonna by him the gucci belt he wanted”

“Babe you’re insaine” he says and laughs

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Liliana’s pov

She was changing into her bikini to go tan at the pool and as she sees Lorenzo and his friends playing volleyball in the pool and drinking Miranda’s titos

“Are you insane?, you brought people over and you’re drinking mom’s vodka? Shes actually gonna kill all of you guys” Liliana says causing all of his friends jaws to drop after seeing her perfect body

“I’ll buy her a new one it’s not that big of a deal”

She thought most of Enzo’s friends were annoying but she did think one of them was pretty cute

“I’m going for a walk” Liliana said

And the cute one who’s name was Julian decided to go with her

“So you still single?” Julian asked

“Oh my god Julian, i’m really not in the mood” She gives her death glare that matches her mother’s

“You’re cute when you’re mad” He says causing her to crack a small smile

“Oh I see that smile babe” He says to Liliana

“I’m sorry if my parents find out people are over they will actually kill us”

“Don’t worry baby they won’t” He smiles leaning in for a kiss and she kisses back and that kiss turns into a makeout

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Miranda and Brendan’s POV

“Oh god honey” Miranda said after having sex with Brendan

“You’re so amazing” he says and cuddles her

“Oh shit! we were supposed to go to your moms for dinner!” Miranda says alarmed

“Baby, you and I both know we won’t be making those” He says and lays her back to bed

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Kids POV

They all played a game and had fun and when it was tine for bed Julian went into Liliana’s room and cuddled with him

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Miranda and Brendan’s POV

“Baby I feel like somethings going on and we need to go home” Miranda says concerned

“Baby they’re fine”

Miranda finally gets him to agree and they go home and they find all of Lorenzo’s friends passed out in the living room, and walk into Liliana’s room and see her cuddling with a boy

“LILIANA LEIGH MCLOUGHLIN” Miranda and Brendan shout causing everyone to wake up

In June, the queen of modern country music, Miranda Lambert, stood alongside her gay brother, Luke, his husband and her own cop-husband, Brendan McLoughlin, at WorldPride in New York City. She beamed as brightly as the rainbow colored “PRIDE” lettering on her neon green cap. In another pic, Lambert smirked, appearing delighted as her hand proudly called attention to a fella’s shirt that read, “We should all be Mirandas,” a nod to two very gay-loved things: Lambert and “Sex and the City.” The photos, which she hashtagged “ally” and “family,” were posted to her social media feed with the caption, “Happy Pride y’all!”

Picture a name like Miranda Lambert, as purely country as country artists are in the genre’s modern era, documenting their immersive Pride adventures for all the world to see. Picture it 15 years ago. Picture it five years ago. Can’t? That’s because it wasn’t happening.

The 35-year-old Texas native is as country-bred and country-honored as they come, with 13 Country Music Association Awards and 33 Academy of Country Music Awards, more than any artist in the award show’s 54-year history. Seven solo albums in – and 10 altogether, counting the three she recorded as part of girl-group Pistol Annies – Lambert’s music still packs a sassy, emotional, freewheeling punch on “Wildcard.”

After releasing one of the best albums of 2016, her double-disc divorce opus “The Weight of These Wings,” Lambert lets her hair down, turning the page on a rough patch. With newfound hope, she sings sweetly about the “bluebird in my heart,” and with fellow country artist Maren Morris, ultimately decides it’s best they let a hitman handle the cheating man they want to murder because “the way those jumpsuits wash us out, we’re way too pretty for prison.” Since her 2005 debut album “Kerosene,” and much like the LGBTQ allyship that has crept into her lyrics, Lambert has let her homespun ruminations on heartbreak, booze and setting things ablaze speak for themselves.