the-scaler: wanna see my cat?
thelumberjak:
the-scaler: you have no choice.
@the-scaler
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@thelumberjak
the-scaler: wanna see my cat?
thelumberjak:
the-scaler: you have no choice.
@the-scaler

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thelumberjak : Bold of you to assume I don’t have an eternal flame of rage burning in my soul
Me : Ur not ready for this spaghetti binch
@thelumberjak
Oh I’m ready
The key is to use these two emojis 😏😉
@thelumberjak (via a-general-problem)
Me telling @the-scaler and @a-general-problem how to use innuendo
I swear I’ve done the sex
@thelumberjak (via a-general-problem)
“I’m “The Fuck™️””
- @thelumberjak

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“Time To Fuck The Noodles™️”
Me and @thelumberjak
“I think we’re both Sin”
- @thelumberjak
“I appreciate your screams”
- @thelumberjak
Away, you three-inch fool!
My boi, Shakespeare
Pickup Line #40
Damn girl, are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers.

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Pickup Line #69
Damn girl, are you a sea lion, because I wanna see you lyin on my bed.
Pickup Line #73
Damn girl, are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.
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“The ground will always catch you if you fall”
“What if you fall into the depths of depression”

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No matter how hard peasants work they still don't move up.
A wise philosopher
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