Mrs. Poston

Schrödinger’s pregnancy test wouldn’t be a very good product.

In a hospital, there are always people living their first day or their last day, or maybe even both.

Google should have a roadtrip button which would alert of any tourest spots within a thirty minute detour of your route.

Mr. Bean is quite funny until you realise you’re basically just laughing at an autistic guy

Technically, the only things we truly enjoy are the chemicals created in our brain.

Radiation can give you cancer, which can be identified by radiation, and that can be treated with radiation.

If alcohol was discovered today, we would consider it too dangerous to use. If cannabis was discovered today, we would consider it a marvelous medical breakthrough and encourage its use as an alternative to various processed drugs.

First Disney picked up Marvel, then they picked up Star Wars, now they picked up Fox. Disney is Thanos.

congrats! and this is so lovely..

reblog if you dont have a bra on

I only wear a bra when I’m taking pics of me in cute lingerie sets that I never post lol

So creative!!

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

This is pretty. 💖

I’m about this.

😍😍😍

#marriage

I knew it would be fucking wild

it’s like walking through a post-modern art museum

I watched this it was wonderful