Seriously, congrats on spending your day making retail workers’ already tedious and aggravating jobs that much harder, not to mention people in HALLOWEEN stores. Like they don’t have to deal with a billion screaming children and people doing every underhanded thing to steal the expensive costumes that they’ll get blamed for losing. This is like going up to an employee and saying things are too expensive for all they can do about it. You might as well be whistling Dixie at them. Congrats you’re a dick. Not a racist dick, but a dick nonetheless.

^this. all this. Good job on fucking up some random shop clerk’s day. I’m sure this made an impact on society at large and was ignored and/or misconstrued by absolutely nobody.

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

girls are so hot

guys are hot too oh man

why is everyone so hot

global warming

あそぶ？あそぶの？

No mutta Alko :D

okay but can we talk about the fourth picture?  look at him. this is the face of a man who has lost his entire squad. who is realizing he will have to go on without them, and you can see him coming to terms with it right in this moment. he’s seen so much death, and he’s STILL able to be just as badass as ever, as broken as he may be on the inside.  this, this right here is why levi is my favorite character.

^this

but…….. Michael J. Fox.

his name is levi what the hell, how could you ever get michael j fox from this?

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

sassy-spoon lives up to its url