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“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.”

“Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it.”

“We need to change what we say and what we allow to be said in front of us.”

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I accidentally got my roommate pregnant and she gave birth without my knowledge. I found out because my mom told me I had a son, we were both confused on how but I took a DNA test and it was definitely my kid. I was really excited that I was gonna be a dad but then my roommate said, “No, you’re just a dilf,” and took the fucking kid away.