Cars Fanfic Author Problems:
βWait a minute can they even do this theyβre freaking carsβ
You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember likeΒ ββ¦oh wait-β
getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting
βTHEYβVE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR MEβ
unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other
βIS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HEβS OOC IN THIS SCENEβ
Or, alternatively:Β βIS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DONβT KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I IβM HORRIBLEβ
βwait do they even have windshield wipersβ
βhow far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkwardβ
when you have to write Materβs dialogue and you start Β to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)
*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*
βOkay would McQueen really cry here no heβd hold it in- but wait a second wouldnβt it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-β
βOKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THATβS THE HEART IβM SO CONFUSED AND IβM THE ONE WRITING ITβ
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