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(The Last Wish) Jack, Goldi and Wolf!!

These memes are usually animated, but since I don't know how to do it, it will be like this. Sorry :'

I drew our Big Guy here. So cuddly! 💜

Enjoy!

So precious this irredeemable monster. 🥧

There's something magical about a companion who plays along. Not just answering questions, but stepping into a scene with you, picking up the thread of a story you started last week, and adding a twist you never saw coming. That's the part of SweetDream I keep coming back to. On sweetdream.ai you don't just chat with an AI girlfriend, you build worlds with her.

Maybe tonight she's a starship navigator and you're the reluctant captain. Maybe it's a slow-burn coffee-shop meet-cute that stretches across a dozen evenings. Because the chat is so natural and emotionally aware, she remembers the names you invented, the inside jokes, the little arc you've been writing together. The continuity is what makes it feel alive instead of like starting from zero every time.

(Small edit of it. Busy week for me, stay well 💜)

Adoration Big Jack Horner Pack!

(Magod I just love this guy)

COLLAPSING, I'M SCREAMING SO MUCHH!! 💗

READ, READ

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Plum Pie Recipe - With Jack Horner #Fanfic #Scenario #Recipe

owner of the pie. co

Mr. Jack today will teach you the recipe for your famous plum pies in your factory! The very will be teaching you graciously and delightfully the step by step of this recipe with all the details. Enjoy!

(When "Minion" appears in the dialogue, it is one of Jack's henchmen interacting. And when "the voice of hell" appears, it's Jack asking questions to himself, indicating the audience with doubts.)

Minion: So... Mr Horner. Look at the camera and----

Jack: I KNOW. You've explained this to me a million times. Keep in touch, speak legible and la-di-da blah! Come out and let me shine.

Minion: ...

Jack: Uhm* Recipe with Jack Horner will be a beautiful and soft plum pie crust.

Jack: The ones you consume in the Pie Co.

Jack: I'm someone generous, kind and talented, I'll be teaching you how to do it! If you're as skilled and smart as I am.

Minion: Cof cof~

Jack: --- So! The crust.

Jack: In the food processor, a cup of flour for all purposes and we are adding a quarter of cornmeal.

Voice of hell: I don't have cornmeal like that---

Jack: BUY!

Jack: A half teaspoon of salt. Easy, in the salt, if not our pie will be salted, okay?

Jack: And a tablespoon of granulated sugar.

Jack: The dry ingredients now.

Jack: Added butter inside the processor. A whole tablet cut into cubes.

Voice of hell: Hot butter, cold or room temperature?

Jack: Cold. How all the pie crust make it cold. So obvious, man---

Jack: Draining this into the pulsating add two tablespoons of ice water with an egg.

Voice from hell: But I'm vegan.

Jack: Use ripe bananas, your duh!

Voice of hell: I don't like bananas-

Jack: Haha. Cool. It's fermentation.

Jack: Separate your egg from the white. Save the white one.

Jack: Two tablespoons of ice water in egg and mix for a perfect crust. Attention to detail.

Jack: Gradually place the egg mixture in the processor at pulse.

Jack: Right.

Jack: No disgust, take the dough in your hand. If you press and be firm, stop there. Your mass is on point.

Jack: If you're not on point... bad luck! Hah.

Jack: So store it on plastic paper and now you gather your dough in this plastic film.

Jack: Turn it into a flat disk and then basically flatten and cool for at least an hour and until night.

Jack: Sweet dreams, crust. Good night.

The next day

Jack: Good morning creatures of the day.

Jack: Now for the stuffing. Dear plums.

Voice of Hell: Can I use another fruit?

Jack: Yes. You can. Strawberries, oranges, blueberries, pomegranates, pumpkin, mango and their MOTHER---

Minion: ... (Do not interfere)

Jack: Uh* Cut a quarter of the plums. Your plums go into a small bowl.

Jack: Added a quarter of a cup of sugar.

Voice of Hell: But---

Jack: Don't get in the way of the artist. It is necessary to be delicate to handle these fruits.

Voice of Hell: You have big hands, how delicate are you?

Jack: Oh, WOW. For your information, I was a ballet dancer as a teenager, shut up.

Jack: And add some cornstarch.

Jack: Cornstarch will thicken the juices of these juicy plums. Two tablespoons.

Jack: Mix and mix. Added a vanilla in the bowl.

Jack: HmmHmm. Very good.

Minion: Wow... so hungry ~

Jack: Take the crust dough and be ready to cast our galley crust.

Jack: This we want to be about 12 inches in diameter.

Jack: Take it if you roll it on your pin like that. And then how easy it is to unroll directly on your baking sheet covered in parchment.

Jack: Like this, see?

Jack: Add your plums right in the center. Use all the juice.

Jack: Now, the part that might be difficult for you, but not for me, Horner. Hah!

Jack: You start bending the edge over the fruit.

Jack: Use some brown sugar.

Voice of hell: What if I don't want to put it on?

Jack: DON'T PUT it on, bitch.

Jack: Go straight to the fridge to cool for about an hour before putting it in the oven.

Cold pie.

Jack: An egg mixed with a teaspoon of water. That's your glaze.

Voice of hell: Repeat. I'm vegan---

Jack: Yes. I know, use melted vegetable butter or melted sugar.

Jack: Brush only on the dough.

Jack: Your oven is preheated to 375 degrees and this will take approximately 35 minutes or more or 40 minutes to bake.

Voice of hell: I have no oven---

Jack: BAKE ON FIREWOOD--- oh, seriously... You're stupid.

Jack: And then serve these beautiful wedges.

Jack: So spectacular. You won't see another pie as beautiful as Big Jack Horner's.

Voice of hell: My grandmother---

Jack: YOUR PROBLEM.

Jack: Now enjoy your delicious plum pie. See you later!

He may have the dumbest position possible but I'll be like this with him. Enjoy! 🥧💜

Ethical-bug: So guys, you saw... Jack horner is a monster irreparable. He shoots dogs! D:

Jack's Fandom: Oh, boy. How lucky you are to be around Jack Horner at all times.... soo delicious.

Ethical-bug: Wha- What?! He's the worst humanitarian example, not luck. C'mon!!

Jack's Fandom: I COULD STAND ON YOUR SHOULDER FOREVER SMELLING YOUR PERFUME, YOUR BREATH LISTENING TO YOUR VOICE OMG OMG OMG.

Ethical-bug: There are conscious people, there are conscious people in this world, i believe...

Just something I thought, like, they gave you an idea, and the wholehearted community adopted Jack Horner to be the newest heart-conquering lover, I'm so--- 💜

This man just made my life turn upside down!!

However, it has attributes elevated to

a human. He must have worked very hard to overcome himself in an ambition to be the best ever, a good bandit, a good kingpin. In order to overcome pinocchio in many ways, I believe. Although Pinocchio's fame was short-lived (Flashback in Shrek he is sold by his father who made him a guinea pig, because he must have lost fame and grace) So out of his way, Horner finally managed to succeed. Thank for the Ask! Xoxo.

I list here all the good times of Jack Horner in puss in boots 2: The Last Wish. Enjoy!

Jack Horner Act 1

“I pronounce this batch...

Delicious.”

Jack Horner and his magics

“Yes, i collect

enchanted objects,

magical icons, bobbles

and geegaws, and la-di-da

and blah-blah-blah.”

Jack Horner and his wish

“After so many years

of searching, this

is my moment.”

“With this wish,

i will finally be

the master of all magic”

Jack Horner and his childhood

- Hey little Jack!

“Excuse me?”

- Could you do the thumb thing?

- Like in fairy tale?

“It wasn't a fairy tale!

It was only a nursery ryhme.”

“Stuck in my thumb,

pulled out a plum,

and said,

What a good boy am i ” 🎶

Jack Horner killing his past

“Little Jack Horner

didn't have any magic.

He has a pathetic, buttered baker's boy.

Little Jack's dead!

I'm Big Jack Horner.”

Jack Horner and the Midas Touch

“I did, didn't i?

Ever hear of the Midas touch?”

Jack Horner and perfect crosshairs

“I hate talking

Fairy tale animals!”

Good won, yeeeees!

Better news, good that didn't last that long. He deserved his end, baang in the face! Bye, bye troll.

So as an obsessed fan I bring more of Jack to you readers. This time it's Edit, heheee. All your takes and expressions. Enjoy!

So I guess it's not unwell that I love this lilac guy horner! But here are my predictions about it:

Many AMAZING fanarts; Because there are still few and I look forward to seeing our artists in action.

Horner aesthetics; I'd love to see headers, cardds, icons, doodles about Jack.

Wiki about it; Because I feel that there is little information about this character, funny, fun and the high spirits of Puss in Boots 2.

Scenarios and headcanons; Let creativity flow, thousands of stories and scenes that can be made. AAH, I feel very cheerful and happy when I think about it.

Memes; Jack already brings us joy with his hilarious lines in the film.

Theories; Because it is satisfying to read the analysis of the people in question the nuances of Jack Horner's lore.

Fandom; The growth of pie lovers , in the best way.

Well, at the end of the blog. I wanted to thank you for the cute messages I've been getting, you are the soul of my Heart. 💜

Holy Jack!

Rock on and bake pies 🎸🥧💖

You said IT ALL! Oh, great wisdom gives me some of it, you're so fun.