tell your friends

It’s not like I’ve ever seen you at work so you shouldn’t be offended.

Hey, don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it! Dating a stripper is not that bad. 

I never said it was. I forgot you even worked at a strip club.

Aw, I like you too, Liam! I don’t know about that but thanks. Okay, you can follow me around. I can even hook you up with one of my co-workers.

You’re going to hook me up with one of your co-workers? You’re too kind. How will I ever repay you?

Well -- being a mom sounds interestjng. I mostly meant you as a person is interesting. Like your personality and stuff. Plus it seems like funny things happen to you.

If you want to spend half your time at a strip joint and the other half taking care of a child — go for it. You could even help me take care of Angie whilst you’re stalking me.

See -- your life is so interesting. It’d be like sitting in on a reality TV show.