Kajii Motojiro

@thelem0nbomber

"What lies at the ultimate apex of science? "God" and "death"! Both concepts beguile mankind- the only two things science could never overcome."

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LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND THOSE IN BETWEEN IT IS I! KAJII MOTOJIRO HERE TO JOIN THE REST OF THE PORT MAFIA ON THE INTERNET!

I saw it fit that I should join in considering I'm rather well known to the public as a 'mad bomber' and a member of the port mafia.

Though, outside of those labels, what am I?

Well, I'm a seeker of science, and an enjoyer of alcohol and opera.

feel free to interact no matter what it's about! I'd be happy to answer whatever questions you have.

Though, I've been strongly advised to not speak on behalf of the port mafia.

—————————OOC NOTES————————

I hc aro/ace Kajii strongly and see him admiring Yosano because of her ability to reverse the physical effects of almost dying which is something he's curious about. I can't see them being in love though, or him pinning after her TBH— maybe that's asagiri giving an inch and me taking a mile and mischaracterizing him, but I feel like it fits.

I made a Kajii roleplay account cause he's very underappreciated I feel and watered down to 'noisy lemon guy' He's drinking buddies with Chuuya and Hirotsu and him and Hirotsu seem to both listen to Chuuya rant about Dazai

He likes opera and dislikes things that are mainstream and... And jazz, for some reason. Maybe he hates bees too.

He enjoys Lemons and bombs obviously, but is also deeply passionate about science, enjoys opera and alcohol.

#kajii motojirō #bungou stray dogs #motojirou kajii #bsd kajii #hello internet #Updated #I love Kajii

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#My bones ache cause I dared to sleep

hey there!! what is your scientific explanation to an ability like nullification??? aaaand if it's too boring, is there a scientific reason lovely women never agree to a double suicide with me :p

@stillindebt-sendsake

I'm not all too familiar with abilities to be honest, not sure where they stem from or really how they work scientifically,they're very interesting though and maybe I should look into them more.

As for why women don't wanna commit a double suicide with you— probably because asking them the first time you meet them is rather straight forward and not all people will like you, that's just a fact.

stillindebt-sendsake

whattttt????? Are you suggesting I SHOULDN'T flirt with women this way??? How else will I pay off my debt DD:

With money.

stillindebt-sendsake

MONEY????? How crude of you? Suggesting such a pedestrian concept when I've clearly surpassed all mediocrity??? The CORRECT way to pay a debt is to find a wealthy woman to pity you (^o^)

Good luck with that

TRIED TO FINISH ONE LAST EXPERIMENT BUT I ACCIDENTALLY FUCKED UP THE SAMPLE AND MADE IT TOO SENSITIVE TO REACTANTS AND I'M TRYING NOT TO WAKE UP THE REST OF THE PORT

#kajii bsd #bungou stray dogs #Kajii says stuff #kajii motojirō #motojirou kajii #bsd kajii #FUCK #FUCK ME

hey there!! what is your scientific explanation to an ability like nullification??? aaaand if it's too boring, is there a scientific reason lovely women never agree to a double suicide with me :p

@stillindebt-sendsake

I'm not all too familiar with abilities to be honest, not sure where they stem from or really how they work scientifically,they're very interesting though and maybe I should look into them more.

As for why women don't wanna commit a double suicide with you— probably because asking them the first time you meet them is rather straight forward and not all people will like you, that's just a fact.

stillindebt-sendsake

whattttt????? Are you suggesting I SHOULDN'T flirt with women this way??? How else will I pay off my debt DD:

With money.

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hey there!! what is your scientific explanation to an ability like nullification??? aaaand if it's too boring, is there a scientific reason lovely women never agree to a double suicide with me :p

@stillindebt-sendsake

I'm not all too familiar with abilities to be honest, not sure where they stem from or really how they work scientifically,they're very interesting though and maybe I should look into them more.

As for why women don't wanna commit a double suicide with you— probably because asking them the first time you meet them is rather straight forward and not all people will like you, that's just a fact.

#kajii bsd #bungou stray dogs #Kajii answers #kajii motojirō #Kajii motojiro bsd

I don't think you guys understand what it's like to be on the enemy side of the Agency doctor's ability 🧍‍♂️ Because if you were you'd understand why I admire her.

#kajii bsd #Seven different times #She dismembered me with a hatchet Seven times and not once did I die because she wouldn't let me #She's TERRIFYING #kajii motojirō #bungou stray dogs #motojirou kajii #bsd kajii #Kajii says stuff

yo kajii

you’re annoying as shit

Then me and hirotsu will go drinking by ourselves next time.

You're not obligated to join.

woah woah woah no need to overreact :/

You called ME annoying, you fucking light weight

because you are annoying. you talk way too much and your bombs are super loud and you always test them at inconvenient times.🫩

And you ramble on and on about Dazai while we're out drinking on a day off.

MY lemon bombs and tests are needed to make sure all goes well when the time calls for them!

i do NOT.

AND you always try to call him! Me and hirotsu have to stop you from making a stupid decision you'd regret when sober!

I outta get more appreciation you bastard>:c

appreciation for what, constantly complaining about getting beaten up by Yosano that day and how you’ll “get her next time”?

....

In my defense, usually when I put that many bombs around someone and explode them they DON'T survive to tell the tale.

And also she called me stupid.

that shit was genuinely hilarious you were so pissed when you came back😭

Oh! Shut up! Like you've never come back from a mission all bitter.

yeah but i succeed at my missions…

Tch, i only failed that once against the doctor from the agency.

Her ability is very impressive to be fair.

be so deadass, it’s a healing ability.💀

And to a man of science such as myself who's very curious about death that is rather impressive for her to be able to reverse damaged just by being close to death.

It's quite interesting.

yo kajii

you’re annoying as shit

Then me and hirotsu will go drinking by ourselves next time.

You're not obligated to join.

woah woah woah no need to overreact :/

You called ME annoying, you fucking light weight

because you are annoying. you talk way too much and your bombs are super loud and you always test them at inconvenient times.🫩

And you ramble on and on about Dazai while we're out drinking on a day off.

MY lemon bombs and tests are needed to make sure all goes well when the time calls for them!

i do NOT.

AND you always try to call him! Me and hirotsu have to stop you from making a stupid decision you'd regret when sober!

I outta get more appreciation you bastard>:c

appreciation for what, constantly complaining about getting beaten up by Yosano that day and how you’ll “get her next time”?

....

In my defense, usually when I put that many bombs around someone and explode them they DON'T survive to tell the tale.

And also she called me stupid.

that shit was genuinely hilarious you were so pissed when you came back😭

Oh! Shut up! Like you've never come back from a mission all bitter.

yeah but i succeed at my missions…

Tch, i only failed that once against the doctor from the agency.

Her ability is very impressive to be fair.

yo kajii

you’re annoying as shit

Then me and hirotsu will go drinking by ourselves next time.

You're not obligated to join.

woah woah woah no need to overreact :/

You called ME annoying, you fucking light weight

because you are annoying. you talk way too much and your bombs are super loud and you always test them at inconvenient times.🫩

And you ramble on and on about Dazai while we're out drinking on a day off.

MY lemon bombs and tests are needed to make sure all goes well when the time calls for them!

i do NOT.

AND you always try to call him! Me and hirotsu have to stop you from making a stupid decision you'd regret when sober!

I outta get more appreciation you bastard>:c

appreciation for what, constantly complaining about getting beaten up by Yosano that day and how you’ll “get her next time”?

....

In my defense, usually when I put that many bombs around someone and explode them they DON'T survive to tell the tale.

And also she called me stupid.

that shit was genuinely hilarious you were so pissed when you came back😭

Oh! Shut up! Like you've never come back from a mission all bitter.

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yo kajii

you’re annoying as shit

Then me and hirotsu will go drinking by ourselves next time.

You're not obligated to join.

woah woah woah no need to overreact :/

You called ME annoying, you fucking light weight

because you are annoying. you talk way too much and your bombs are super loud and you always test them at inconvenient times.🫩

And you ramble on and on about Dazai while we're out drinking on a day off.

MY lemon bombs and tests are needed to make sure all goes well when the time calls for them!

i do NOT.

AND you always try to call him! Me and hirotsu have to stop you from making a stupid decision you'd regret when sober!

I outta get more appreciation you bastard>:c

appreciation for what, constantly complaining about getting beaten up by Yosano that day and how you’ll “get her next time”?

....

In my defense, usually when I put that many bombs around someone and explode them they DON'T survive to tell the tale.

And also she called me stupid.

yo kajii

you’re annoying as shit

Then me and hirotsu will go drinking by ourselves next time.

You're not obligated to join.

woah woah woah no need to overreact :/

You called ME annoying, you fucking light weight

because you are annoying. you talk way too much and your bombs are super loud and you always test them at inconvenient times.🫩

And you ramble on and on about Dazai while we're out drinking on a day off.

MY lemon bombs and tests are needed to make sure all goes well when the time calls for them!

i do NOT.

AND you always try to call him! Me and hirotsu have to stop you from making a stupid decision you'd regret when sober!

I outta get more appreciation you bastard>:c

yo kajii

you’re annoying as shit

Then me and hirotsu will go drinking by ourselves next time.

You're not obligated to join.

woah woah woah no need to overreact :/

You called ME annoying, you fucking light weight

because you are annoying. you talk way too much and your bombs are super loud and you always test them at inconvenient times.🫩

And you ramble on and on about Dazai while we're out drinking on a day off.

MY lemon bombs and tests are needed to make sure all goes well when the time calls for them!

yo kajii

you’re annoying as shit

Then me and hirotsu will go drinking by ourselves next time.

You're not obligated to join.

woah woah woah no need to overreact :/

You called ME annoying, you fucking light weight

yo kajii

you’re annoying as shit

Then me and hirotsu will go drinking by ourselves next time.

You're not obligated to join.

#kajii motojirō #Kajii answers #Bsd kajii #bsd roleplay blog #bsd chuuya

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doctor-mori-here

My dearly beloved boss, how upset would you be if a door...fell off it's hinges during an experiment that had no correlation to the door being damaged

@thelem0nbomber

🍷Mori posting🍷

sigh

I had a feeling it was you when I heard that explosion go off today. Fear not this is to be expected from you by now. If it's the same door that we replaced 5 months ago then no need to worry we'll have that covered. Unless it's one of the metal doors then that certainly raises an eyebrow.

No, no! Of course its the same door, nothing to worry about, truly.

And the explosion had no correlation.

doctor-mori-here

Wait are you saying the explosion that happened around 3pm today wasn't from you?

..

It WAS, but it wasn't my fault the door fell.

doctor-mori-here

So let me get this straight. You caused an explosion in your lab today as expected but that explosion wasn't the reason why the door fell? So what caused the door to fall then?

..

Wish I could answer— maybe something unrelated since metal doors are rather tough—anyways, I'm gonna go and clean up real quick!

doctor-mori-here

My dearly beloved boss, how upset would you be if a door...fell off it's hinges during an experiment that had no correlation to the door being damaged

@thelem0nbomber

🍷Mori posting🍷

sigh

I had a feeling it was you when I heard that explosion go off today. Fear not this is to be expected from you by now. If it's the same door that we replaced 5 months ago then no need to worry we'll have that covered. Unless it's one of the metal doors then that certainly raises an eyebrow.

No, no! Of course its the same door, nothing to worry about, truly.

And the explosion had no correlation.

doctor-mori-here

Wait are you saying the explosion that happened around 3pm today wasn't from you?

..

It WAS, but it wasn't my fault the door fell.

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