Genavieve

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.

Yeah, I’m going to always reblog Statler.

This might be the sweetest thing I've ever seen

It's like flying a kite that runs on fruit.

I will never understand how people can say things like “humans are inherently selfish and cruel” when every single day someone picks up this elderly disabled bat and patiently walks it around before taking it to a huge bowl of fruit salad so that it can enjoy the twilight years of its life