I wrote this as a result of a conversation in the @ginnystrophyhusband Discord, so I'm going to claim it as a Hinny Microfic even though it technically doesn't include any of the prompts!
990 words, rated T, read it below or on AO3
There Was Only One Car Seat
Ron stares at Harry incredulously. βYouβre serious?βΒ
βYep.β
Well, that sounded pretty definitive, but Ron still canβt quite believe it. βAbsolutely, totally, one-hundred percent sure?β
βCompletely.β Harry dangles the keys right in front of Ronβs face. βNow do you want to drive the bloody car or not?β
Itβs a good point. Ron snatches the keys out of his best friendβs hand before Harry can change his mind. Heβs been waiting for this opportunity for almost five months. Five whole months since Harryβs seventeenth birthday. Five whole months since Harryβs absolutely loaded and ridiculously generous godfather gifted him the car in question.Β
But it isnβt just any car. No, itβs a 1.8 litre Mazda MX-5 Phoenix Special Edition MX-5 two-seater soft-top roadster, in gleaming black, with sienna-brown full leather interior, fifteen-inch low profile alloy wheels, 146-brake horsepower, nought to sixty in 8.2 seconds. Itβs an absolute wet-dream of a car, and ever since the first time Ron laid eyes on it, heβs longed to drive it.
Harry has always flatly refused.
Ron understands. Really, he does, because there are good reasons for Harryβs refusal. The main one is that Harryβs parents (well, Ron suspects mainly his mother) have absolutely forbidden it, along with any other even slightly dubious (aka fun) behaviour behind the wheel. As Harry tells it, she wasnβt at all happy that Sirius gave Harry the car in the first place, and sheβs threatened to confiscate the keys if she ever gets even a hint of anything untoward going on.
Which, now Ron comes to think of it, makes this sudden change of heart more than a little bit suspicious.Β
βWhy now?β Heβs kicking himself even as the words come out of his mouth, because heaven forbid Harry changes his mind.Β
Harry shrugs. βCall it festive spirit. You drive us there, Iβll drive us home.β
Ron isnβt sure that βfestive spiritβ really covers it, but he isnβt going to argue. The important thing is that he gets to drive Harryβs car to the Hogwarts college sixth form Christmas party. He was happy enough when Harry declared himself designated driver for the evening, but now Ron gets to pull up in front of the pub thatβs hosting them for the evening, climb out of the sexiest car known to man and saunter into the pub in front of all his classmates like an absolute king.Β
He really hopes that Hermioneβs around to see it.Β
Speaking of Hermione, Ronβs hoping tonight is the night; her parents are away at some dental convention for the weekend, and sheβs made a point of explaining that sheβll have the house to herself.
βAssuming Iβm coming back here, obviously,β he points out, aware that he sounds more than a little smug, and not giving even the tiniest bit of a shit about it, because tonight is shaping up to be the best night of his life.
Harry just smirks at him. βYeah well. Iβll be rooting for you.β
Ron doesnβt reply. With a sigh of satisfaction, he opens the door and slides into the driver's seat. He takes his time adjusting the seat, the steering wheel and the mirrors for his taller frame, enjoying every single second, but soon enough heβs ready to goβand now that heβs ready, he wants to get on with it.Β
Harry, though, is still loitering on the battered concrete forecourt outside the Burrow, the farmhouse that Ron has called home his whole life. What the hell is he waiting for? Ron opens the passenger door window (electric, of course! What a luxury! Heβs far more used to getting a decent upper arm workout wrestling with the manual winders on the Weasleyβs elderly landrover) so that he can encourage his best mate into the car when the front door to the house opens and Ginny skips down the steps.
βSorry!β she declares. βI didnβt keep you waiting long, did I?β
Ronβs surprised to see her. βI didnβt think you were coming.βΒ
βI wasnβt. But Harry talked me into it.β
Ginny picks her way towards them across the uneven concrete in her knee-high heeled boots. Sheβs wearing a glittery black mini dress that skims the top of her thighs and sheβs put tinsel in her hair. βThat dress is a bit short, isnβt it?β
She sticks her tongue out at him. βLike thatβs any of your business. And donβt let Hermione hear you saying crap like that if you want to get laid tonight.β
Ron flicks a finger at herβand then a thought occurs to him. βWait a minute. You didnβt think Harry was giving you a lift, did you?β
βYes?β she says, slowly and loudly, as though sheβs talking to someone extremely stupid.
βBut there are only two seats!β
βYes Ron. I can count, thank you very much,β she shoots back. βIβll sit on Harryβs knee.β
Ron canβt help but laugh, because there is no way that Harry is going to risk his future use of the car by breaking not one but two of his motherβs inviolable rules on one nightβexcept Harry is already climbing into the passenger seat next to Ron, and doesnβt object when Ginny positions herself on top of him. βWeβre only going two miles,β he says. βJust donβt crash.β
This is bloody typical, thinks RonβGinnyβs always got away with shit like this, her entire life. He shakes his head in disgust as they attempt to fasten the seatbelt around the pair of them, a process that takes far longer and much more irritating giggling than Ron thinks is strictly necessary.
But, finally, theyβre ready to go. Ron puts his foot on the clutch, turns the key in the ignition and feels the engine roar to life. A huge smile spreads over his face. Yes, tonight is going the be the best night of his life.
It never occurs to him that it might just turn out to be Harryβs too.





















