important legacy & whatnot

i went to see the latest blogs for rusty lake and I saw two of mine up there. WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE

sorry i've been on other shit 😭

albert did not summon a gold cube but rather a hunk of cheese. rose was supposed to make grilled cheese to go with the tomato soup, but she put it in his cubical crockpot instead, so he had to scurry around to find some macaroni & salvage the thanf

albert, can we sit down for a little while? you don't like listening to me, i know, but i have to say a few things, and it'd be nice if i could think you heard them. again, i'm eternally sorry for how emma and i acted as children. we both know much better now, and i've been trying... well, the best anyone can, really. and i know you had your feelings for ida (who wouldn't, haha, but i digress). i can marry her, but i can't control her. all as much as her decision as it was mine, and well, if you loved her like i do, you'd let her make that decision. it's hard to live around all this, it must have been, and i know saying sorry doesn't help much, but... what other option do i have? i can't change the past. and maybe ida's putting something in my head, that i can't change the future, but i can try. i'm trying, albert. i really am.

just applied for an ao3 account might put this on there just 'cause. i think people liked it.

samuel could beat gay sam in a fight

they're publishing more mental illness games

frankly the vanderboom house looks ugly as shit

but rosely the interior's nice

rusty lake brand bird de-greener

to the tune of tmnt