I am Krystal, did you send a distress call?

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“…Damnit. Not a mind reader, sure. So I gotta think up a couple more schemes, so what? Point still stands, as far as I’m concerned.” Oof. The worst part is she’s right — but is that really so bad?

“You’ve earned your wings, sure, but you’re the one always sayin’ you’re not a mind reader. Famous last words, I say~.” Chances are she knows better than he does that he’s not serious — but what’re the chances she’ll buy it if he buys it himself?

“I am not a mind reader, but I am fairly perceptive and pick up on habits. Knowing you, the worst thing you would do is hide a bag of fish bait in my cabin and say you forgot it!” Krystal certainly knows he isn’t being serious, but why not run with the joke?

“…Yeah. It was. Didn’t know a good hazin’ was so important to ya, though. I can think of a scheme or two you’ll never see comin’, don’t you worry a bit.”

“Oh no you don’t, I know you pretty well by now, don’t you dare try to haze me now! The trial period is over, I have my wings for the team now! Besides. I’ll see all your tricks coming!”

“Lemme get this straight — you think Falco’d, what, dare me to drag you outta bed to go look at space junk? Pranks aren’t really my forté or anything, so pardon my ignorance, but I don’t see a punchline anywhere, chief.”

“No hazing’s worth bein’ awake that late — or early — for, trust.”

“Oh, certainly, that makes enough sense at face value. But you and Falco are two peas in a pod, I would not be surprised if he put you up to such a thing!”

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“Hah! A charming suggestion, Krystal, but hardly one I find myself willing to bother wasting my valuable time on. Whether or not you’re interested in knowing me has little bearing upon anything regarding my person, or my goals. Neither does what I know about you – outside of the entertainment of watching you squirm from discomfort, anyways. I’m certain it will sting to hear this, girl, but you are rather insignificant to me now that you’ve served your use.”

“Let’s just say I gleaned much about you during the time we shared together. There was a lot to witness while you, ah, nourished me.”

“Certainly, dear girl, you could have made this test slightly more challenging.”

“Well, if everyone else is doing it!”