The Juruz

I don’t understand why so many posts here start with “daily reminder” or “friendly reminder” when we could be prefacing them instead like we’re Rod Serling, panned to quickly stage right, standing in a haze of tobacco smoke. “Submitted for your perusal, a discourse so gratuitous, so embarrassing, it could only happen in another world, another time; here, on Tumblr dot com.”

Wash ur hands and go vote

She threw him so hard he bounced! Damn this is satisfying to watch on a loop.

That’s fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i like how this is the first time i’ve seen “deplatform” used in the most LITERAL sense

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#at what point did i become squidward