🔞 i want to fuck strongbad’s computer 🔞

(pregnant with a litter of forklift puppies voice): hey guys, whats up

phone not charged. thinking of doing The 3DS Challenge. thats where you try really really hard to get off to only stuff you can access from the 3ds it gets harder every year u_u and im not talking about the penis

watched the leaked sex scene from Coyote Vs ACME and you would not know he could take so many dicks just from looking at him. strange choice to depict the roadrunner with one and not a cloaca, but him scheming to bite it off was hilarious

more like dr. jekyl and mr FUCK amirite haha anyone want me?

captain “frequent sex” zigo is looking for investors on a new project…

baby i would jack off to your shadow on the cave wall

when someone made a big callout google dock about me, they didnt care about me having 🔞 in my literal name. and you know no minor gives a shit about it. so who the fuck is it for

yeah, corporate wants everyone to start wearing chastity cages. Yep everyone. You can get the manager on shift to inspect it when you clock in. Yep the whole time. The keys are kept in the office

foot fetish but in a ant and foot as a metaphor for interactions with a higher being sort of way

if you were so small, soft penis would be great body pillow for sleeping