Introverted Sanguine

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Why is hair so high maintenance I think we should be able to control our hair with our minds fuck this

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

i know the gay coding of villains is bad for business but unfortunately it is REALLY sexy

Young children will never know the wonder of the dvd movie bonus features menu

[image description: a screenshot of a tweet from “tranz biberkopf” @ steelydante that reads, “im addicted to thinking ‘i should watch a movie’ for two hours and then not watching one and then thinking ‘well its too late to start one now’ and then staying up for an additional two hours.” end image description.]

bro it doesn’t feel like ‘christmas eve’ at all it feels like ‘reality but slightly to the left’ 

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

the fuck is a fast reblog

I’ve never used that in my life

i made a big deal of it because it was a big deal to me.