Ghost

Hey @grimelinskulk, you should watch Dead Boy Detectives. You'd like it probably

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

This is actually so great because I can't bind and I do the same thing 😭🏳️‍⚧️ either way that's a cool connection

obviously i don't really *get* romance in general but sometimes i hear about dating norms or anxieties people have about it and i'm just like. that sounds exhausting

Yay Oli!