Hella Kawaii

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

lord help me because i can’t stop saying “i may have girlbossed too close to the sun” to myself whenever i do literally anything

i think video games should be more abstract and depressing i think there should be a wuthering heights video game where you just wander through the moors until you give up and perish of consumption

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

The Collectibles: Best of 2020

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY

its appropriate anywhere from the wild west to a pirate ship to imperial russia a jaunty steampunk adventure to one impressive bard

ok this shit FUCKS

boohwanj

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

Sometimes I feel like this is what it’s like being on Tumblr

in my heart i am a tragic b-movie starlet who tried to make it in hollywood in the ’60s but ended up doing italian horror movies in the ’70s