can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

where's that speed skating gif

These powerful moviemaking techniques can also be seen in Jordan Peele's Nope.

You're the only person who understands me, Karl Marx 💕

psychosis isn't real i'm just better at the 5 senses than most people

they put me on antipsychotics to nerf me

so much representation on here for girls that r too nervous 2 drive. What ab the girls who love driving but make everyone else on the road fearful

Those girls can let daddy take the wheel and drain his balls like a good girl. And if they're good I'll even let them cum when we get home.

THIS WAS THE EQUIVALENT OF A SHOTGUN BLAST STRAIGHT 2 THE FUCKING TEMPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD

man this was supposed to be for the speeding girlies what the hell. daddy can die in a tesla fire

As a speeding girl at heart I would like to say I'm gonna run that fucking bastard over. and over and over and over

Nokia 6103

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

My sister said get me a drink at a store and I said what kind. She was like I don't know something esoteric. dead serious. "I like esoteric drinks." What am I meant to do with that

Cranberry ginger ale