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there is someone following me who often interacts with my posts who has paraphiles in their dnis (i get it; that covers a lot of bases i dont particularly like either, but it also covers technophilia, which is my base) and it confuses me. dude if youre seeing this, why are you still here. its not a secret. i talk a fair amount about my technophilic ideas on this site. i hate to break it to you my man but the harmless paraphilia are still paraphilia and one can deduce this by seeing that they end with the scary suffix of “philia”

i actually made friends at school today. pretty cool. both are chicks though so its not like im actually getting any cool points. maybe on the outside it seems cool because they dont know im gay. maybe i made it extraordinarily obvious when i showed them my ryan gosling fan art. maybe i can come off as bisexual in the way that makes me likeable and easy to compartmentalize. hmmm. idk what im doing. maybe i do want to kiss her.

ugh i must do laundry fml