Do, or do not; there is no try

catholicism’s only true purpose is to serve as a backdrop for sexy vampire aesthetics

People thinking that people like me are a threat to the future of the human race has inflated my self importance. Here I thought I was just Some Guy but apparently my silly little genetic scrunklies (disability) are going to ruin the future if ppl like me ever have kids. I had no idea I was so important! /j

every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

I aint posting for them. I’m posting for me.

I see your posts tho.

Hazards of following me

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

what magical land do u live where there’s something other than a robot in charge of the train announcing

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume

fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume