the horny librarian™️

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

makes sense when you know that life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains....

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[ID: a screenshot of a tweet. It reads: y'all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you're getting coffee is not going to end your life. it's part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw. End ID.]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either