all the shit i think is lit

Today I got chased through a parking lot in broad daylight by an asshole in a yellow Hummer and he didn’t stop following me and begging me to be his girlfriend/get into the car until I intentionally walked past some firemen who told him to leave me alone. I wasn’t dressed immodestly. I wasn’t looking for attention. I was on a mission to get ingredients for ramen. And the sad thing is, this kind of bullshit happens to me pretty often. This kind of attention is not a compliment. It doesn’t make me feel attractive or wanted. It scares me and it makes me feel degraded. I shouldn’t have to feel scared to leave my house.

Even worse, after I told friends and family about it, many of them urged me to get a concealed carry license so I can keep a gun on me at all times to defend myself from people like that.

random ass dude: *sends dick pic*

me: Your shiny erect penis stands out to me more than all the other shiny, erect penises sent to me by any other creep. And look how beautifully curled your pubes are! Did you have them permed? What a glorious penis you have!