Stuff and Nonsense

THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK

"what did you think you were here for?"

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

S P R I N G

I've thought about starting to go by my first and middle initials instead of my dead name as a bridge between that and Joan, but like my Initials are J and D

So people would see that name and think either neo nazi vice president or the murderous teenager in heathers, either is a bad look

There is the guy from Scrubs. Not sure he's winning you any points tho.

Wake up, babe, a new example of why the Oxford comma is a really good idea just dropped...

to make it more lynchian can't you read

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

hairy armpit summerrrrr

oh nooo my belly is all exposed and vulnerable... wouldn't want someone to take advantage of that...